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Old 07-21-2011, 02:19 PM   #12
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The blood splatter pattern does not match with vaginal distress of the monthly kind.

Guy goes into the bathroom, gets his dick caught in the zipper on the way out, then sits back down to administer TP First-Aid, leaving both droplets, and smear patterns.

Or...common nose bleed.

JC
Time to break out the special software that lets us zoom in on the splatter pattern, without pixellation.

Anyone have a pig carcass, that we can test the nose bleed theory on?
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