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Old 01-29-2011, 12:37 PM   #20
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My friend Bob works for a local township and drives plow truck during the winter.

Somebody's grandmother had just finished shoveling her driveway and had stupidly thrown all the snow on the left side of her driveway. ( facing out )

Here comes Bob in the townships tri axle dump truck plowing snow and he can see grandma yelling at him not to plow the snow back in her driveway. Since he's responsible for clearing the entire road, he stays in his lane.

As he approaches the driveway, grandma throws the shovel and it bounces off the windshield.

He stopped to explain that if she put the snow on the other side of her driveway she would have less to shovel again. He said she let loose with an expletive lanced rant that would have made a sailor blush
I hope he took the shovel and rammed it up her ass
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