shelob

[Dave]

On my way to the garage last night to look over some leaf blowers vics dad wants me to fix and I came across this abomination trying to take over my porch


For refrence purposes I have size thirteen feet.

Started off with what was handy, windex and then weed killer. Didn't have much effect though it might have got it drunk. Followed that up with a series of progressively larger rocks which did a bit better didn't seem to be moving any more but In my mind I started hearing hicks from aliens saying "its the only way to be sure" fetched some carb cleaner and a brand and torched the suckers carapace until it was well fused.

Aftermath:


Thall shalt not suffer that which scuttles to live....or something like that lol