Making universal broadband service a reality

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

(I have family from middle of nowhere Missouri and Georgia, guess what they do?).

What is: Produce illiterate children?

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

This line about helping our economy from 1.11million households is bullshit. You could spend less money and just buy people without cars, cars so they can drive to a job and make money.

You may have a good point there. Of course, I'd have to see some prices. How much do they charge for people without cars? Is this like an e-Bay thing, cause I don't think I've ever even seen car-less people advertised?

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Are you people such idiots that you need the government to take care of everything for you? You guys can't seem to do something as simple as drinking juice without government intervention because you are so pathetic.

What you have failed to grasp, is that the "Government" is not a machine from the future. It doesn't have laser beam eyes, and electro-magnetic tentacles. Ok, technically, they do have laser beam eyes and electro-magnetic tentacles, but that's not the point. The point is: (drum roll please) the Government and the private sector are made from the same base materiel.

People.

Even from your Pre-Cambrian, swamp based point of view, you must have noticed that people occasionally suck. When they suck at your house, we call it "The Private Sector". When they suck in public, we call it "The Government", (When the people at your house become the Government, we call it a National Disaster, and we all move to Brazil, until it's safe to come back).

The problem in America isn't government or laws. It's -------.

Go on, it's the Daily Double, fill in the blanks.

JC