Iran loses its only AWACS as Ahmadinejad threatens the world

askmrjesus · 09-23-2009, 03:03 PM

NSA Recording Confirms Confusion in Iranian Air Disaster.
BY Heywood Jablome, API
09/23/2009

Unnamed sources at the National Security Administration, leaked a tape to media outlets earlier today, that reveals panic and confusion as the cause of an Iranian military aircraft collision that claimed the lives of seven crewmen.

The crash between an Iranian Air Force AWACS plane, and an F4E fighter plane, occurred just moments after a military parade attended by Mahood Achmedickintheass.

The following transcript was translated and released early this morning:

AWACS Radar Operator #1: BLIP! I see a BLIP!

AWACS Radar Operator #2: I no see blip.

OP #1: Is BLIP! Right there on screen!

OP #2: Is not blip, is Hummus.

OP #1:Is not Hummus, is blip!

OP #2: You have Hummus for lunch, and you are pig. Is Hummus.

Op #1: Move too fast for Hummus, and I have Cous Cous for lunch.

Pilot: Plane! Plane! Crash Alarm!!!

Op #1: Told you it was blip!

(end transmission)

JC

09-23-2009, 03:03 PM	#10
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	NSA Recording Confirms Confusion in Iranian Air Disaster. BY Heywood Jablome, API 09/23/2009 Unnamed sources at the National Security Administration, leaked a tape to media outlets earlier today, that reveals panic and confusion as the cause of an Iranian military aircraft collision that claimed the lives of seven crewmen. The crash between an Iranian Air Force AWACS plane, and an F4E fighter plane, occurred just moments after a military parade attended by Mahood Achmedickintheass. The following transcript was translated and released early this morning: AWACS Radar Operator #1: BLIP! I see a BLIP! AWACS Radar Operator #2: I no see blip. OP #1: Is BLIP! Right there on screen! OP #2: Is not blip, is Hummus. OP #1:Is not Hummus, is blip! OP #2: You have Hummus for lunch, and you are pig. Is Hummus. Op #1: Move too fast for Hummus, and I have Cous Cous for lunch. Pilot: Plane! Plane! Crash Alarm!!! Op #1: Told you it was blip! (end transmission) JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.