Overnight peoples (aka. Who's up?)

Corey · 12-23-2008, 11:46 PM

Just got back from another exciting night of Christmas shopping. Even though I managed to finish almost all of my shopping early, my mother decided to wait until the last minutes.

Here's my interpretation of people at the mall, from tonights astute observations:

Random Mother: Ok kids, run wild and destroy whatever you want. I'm going to be a miserable cunt to everyone because I waited till the last minute and am in shock that people won't get out of my way and let me be first in line.

The Father: You kids try not to get kidnapped. I'm going to go ogle underage girls and regret getting married to the stupid miserable cunt.

Kid 1: Anarchy! Anarchy!
Kid 2: I don't even know what that is but I love it!

And then the kids run rampant and destroy everything the get their hands on. Multiply that by a billion.

12-23-2008, 11:46 PM	#11
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	Just got back from another exciting night of Christmas shopping. Even though I managed to finish almost all of my shopping early, my mother decided to wait until the last minutes. Here's my interpretation of people at the mall, from tonights astute observations: Random Mother: Ok kids, run wild and destroy whatever you want. I'm going to be a miserable cunt to everyone because I waited till the last minute and am in shock that people won't get out of my way and let me be first in line. The Father: You kids try not to get kidnapped. I'm going to go ogle underage girls and regret getting married to the stupid miserable cunt. Kid 1: Anarchy! Anarchy! Kid 2: I don't even know what that is but I love it! And then the kids run rampant and destroy everything the get their hands on. Multiply that by a billion. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis