Dio's funeral

[TommyHotWheel]

I imagine the funeral as a giant Viking Funeral Pyre with music and dancing and flagons of meade served by busty wenches. Mutton and turkey legs served along side roasted pigs and the giant robot spider will carry his wrapped body to the boat and be set adrift...aflame.













Or a nice quiet little family service with some close friends and muzak in the background...