Tell her you heard it on Oprah....

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Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer.

Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often.

So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch!




And you single guys? This could work for you, too.... Picture this, you're out at a bar or restaurant, there's an attractive woman who catches your eye. Saunter up and tell her:

"I need to have sex today."
"Umm... why?"
"Because I didn't have any yesterday..."
"....So?"
"You don't understand.... if I don't have sex every other day, I will die a premature death. Do you want that guilt on your shoulders?"

How can you fail with logic like that?