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Old 10-04-2011, 02:26 PM   #1
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:28 PM   #2
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there are workarounds however...
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:17 PM   #3
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Edit: after reading the article, I'm a bit worried...
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:20 PM   #4
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Edit: after reading the article, I'm a bit worried...
in that case, you better double saran-wrap your tongue.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:21 PM   #5
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:30 PM   #6
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That aint scary enopugh to stop me from eating pussy.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:37 PM   #7
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did they include lesbos in this study? are they at risk too?
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:46 PM   #8
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That aint scary enopugh to stop me from eating pussy.
As much as I've eaten in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if I develop throat cancer, knowing the prevalence of HPV. Hope I don't, cause I knew a guy who died of throat cancer, and it wasn't pretty.
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Old 10-04-2011, 05:07 PM   #9
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As much as I've eaten in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if I develop throat cancer, knowing the prevalence of HPV. Hope I don't, cause I knew a guy who died of throat cancer, and it wasn't pretty.
its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:03 PM   #10
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