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Old 06-01-2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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Want to go trolling? GET TO A MOVIE THEATRE - NOW! Go somewhere that's showing "Sex & the City," and just troll to your heart's content. Never before have I seen so many women in one place at one time... and not just women, but hot, unaccompanied, and dressed to the nines women, in HERDS.

We went to see the new Indiana Jones flick last night, and the theatre was just PACKED. Serious insanity. In line for tickets, we noticed an unusually high concentration of women -- and most were dressed up WAYYYYY to nicely to just be seeing a movie. Cocktail dresses, some even in formal gowns, and tons of 4" heels. These chicks were decked out like they were headed for a charity ball or something. It was crazy.

As we LEFT the theatre, they had a huge area cordoned off for (apparently) the next showing of S & the C, and quite literally there had to be 1000 women there, and maybe 3 men. For a single guy, it would have been like shooting fish in a barrell.

So get ye to the theatre!!! Take advantage of this offering!

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Old 06-01-2008, 11:16 AM   #2
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damn it! wonder if it's big here in Korea?
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:17 AM   #3
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It was craziness.... there were even packs of them in limos. We went to a restaurant/bar by the theatre afterward for dinner, and they were all there, too. Seriously some of them looked like they'd dragged out 10 year old prom dresses for the occasion. I've never seen anything like it.
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:30 AM   #4
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damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:34 AM   #5
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:42 PM   #6
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hmmmmm...(runs to movie theater)
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Old 06-01-2008, 01:50 PM   #7
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damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!
holy shit what a novel idea.

wonder how long i could get away with selling cosmo's by the glass out of a huge water jug outside the movie theatre?
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:30 PM   #8
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damn... too bad none of the theaters serve martini's... drunk'n desprate women FTW!
that would be sweet!
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:33 PM   #9
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and Im sure they are all High Maintainence Drama Queens!!!...No Thanks!!
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:49 PM   #10
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Indiana Jones SUCKED!
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