Hot MILF seeks friend with benefits....

askmrjesus · 02-08-2010, 12:43 AM

http://willmarryforhealthinsurance.com/

Any takers?

JC

Dave · 02-08-2010, 01:22 AM

cute kid, but she aint THAT cute

Amber Lamps · 02-08-2010, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

cute kid, but she aint THAT cute

I have an old Humana card she can have....

Dave · 02-08-2010, 02:40 AM

i got a card lets you get perscriptions at cost that i never use...

Gas Man · 02-08-2010, 02:43 AM

5'7" 112# Not bad looking for a 45yr old. I'd hit it. Hell in San Diego... If I was single and able... I'd marry her. 12 month riding...

But I'm not and even if I was single... my medical insurance is here. And its not lifetime. I retire in 25 yrs... its done. Of coarse she's be 70 by then.... so who knows. LOL

I wish her luck.

Papa_Complex · 02-08-2010, 07:51 AM

Apparently "frequent headaches" is one of the symptoms of Complement Deficiency. Hmmmm......

EpyonXero · 02-08-2010, 09:22 AM

Looks like a lose-lose to me. . .

Dave · 02-08-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Looks like a lose-lose to me. . .

thats why you make sure you have a prenup with an anal clause

pauldun170 · 02-08-2010, 11:19 AM

By marrying her you are bound by contract that is recognized by the state.
Marriage implies a commitment to screw on occasion.
Health insurance is a commodoity of significant monetary value.

This is one hell of way to get around california prostitution laws.

You are effectively leasing a vagina.

smileyman · 02-08-2010, 11:24 AM

I can lease a vagina for less than I can add health insurance...And get a variety if I so choose.

02-08-2010, 12:43 AM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Hot MILF seeks friend with benefits.... http://willmarryforhealthinsurance.com/ Any takers? JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

02-08-2010, 01:22 AM	#2
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	cute kid, but she aint THAT cute __________________ TWF Post whore #6

02-08-2010, 02:40 AM	#4
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	i got a card lets you get perscriptions at cost that i never use... __________________ TWF Post whore #6

02-08-2010, 02:43 AM	#5
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	5'7" 112# Not bad looking for a 45yr old. I'd hit it. Hell in San Diego... If I was single and able... I'd marry her. 12 month riding... But I'm not and even if I was single... my medical insurance is here. And its not lifetime. I retire in 25 yrs... its done. Of coarse she's be 70 by then.... so who knows. LOL I wish her luck. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

02-08-2010, 07:51 AM	#6
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Apparently "frequent headaches" is one of the symptoms of Complement Deficiency. Hmmmm...... __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

02-08-2010, 09:22 AM	#7
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	Looks like a lose-lose to me. . . __________________

02-08-2010, 11:24 AM	#10
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	I can lease a vagina for less than I can add health insurance...And get a variety if I so choose. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!