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Old 11-04-2009, 01:07 PM   #11
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Journalists should be put in the stocks for a day for trying to drum up reasons for people to be offended.
When I am king, it will be so.
The problem is, not only are they not punished in this manner for doing so, they're often encouraged (See: Fox News).
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:27 PM   #12
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Dallas Cowboys is "America's Team"

Fuck that shit.
Dallas can go eat a goat cock.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:29 PM   #13
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completely non racist. Hell you can sue me too. I went as a fat guy.
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Journalists should be put in the stocks for a day for trying to drum up reasons for people to be offended.
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we can tan their asses with paddles right? I call robin meade and contessa brewer! Gonna have to bring a boom box so i can blast no more mr nice guy
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:09 PM   #14
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we can tan their asses with paddles right? I call robin meade and contessa brewer! Gonna have to bring a boom box so i can blast no more mr nice guy
I find your suggestion both tasteful and completely reasonable.
Consider it added to the appropriate portions of the penal code.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:52 PM   #15
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I hate the Cowboys so much. And most of their cheerleaders look like ex-Hooters waitresses.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:57 PM   #16
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I hate the Cowboys so much. And most of their cheerleaders look like ex-Hooters waitresses.
thats a bad thing? Well i suppose that depends on your local hooters
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:24 PM   #17
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thats a bad thing? Well i suppose that depends on your local hooters
I should have said an ex-Hooters waitress from the Gulf coast
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:14 PM   #18
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I'd let her lick my lollipop. Couldn't resist

I'm sure she'll make it up by fucking lil wayne next time he's in Dallas (if he hasn't already).

If I had time and money I planned to have the most racist costume possible. An Obama mask in the "Joker" face paint, zombified, with a Michael Jacson thriller outfit.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:05 PM   #19
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Um, I'm not sure I see the problem. She went dressed as Lil Wayne, who is black. Is she suppose to remain white? If you dress up as a vampire, is it wrong to put fangs in your mouth? If you dress up as a construction worker, is it wrong to wear flannel? If you dress up as a witch, is it wrong to put a wart on your nose? If you dress up as anybody, is it wrong to try to look exactly like them? WTF is wrong with people these days?

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