Dead man walking

[cuttle]

send a really tacky "birthday dancing cowboy gram" to her workplace and she'll never want you to get her something else....

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I cant leave the job site till theyre done

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

What woman wouldn't love some fork oil on her birthday?

Oh yeah, YOURS!

JC

[Fleck750]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Thats all we are now. Were not married yet, but were buying a house, we havent even moved in yet and I bet she will throw me out

Tom

So what's the problem? You shouldn't be hiding or afraid. She should just be happy you're there and contribute to the household.

This is turning bad, I'm gonna shut up now.

[Particle Man]

Dude, you are so screwed

Originally Posted by Triple

I forgot the day of my first wedding anniversary.

that's why my wife had it inscribed on the inside of my wedding ring

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Triple

b) how often do you take your ring off and look at the inside of it..?

every time we're in an argument and I am looking for something else to focus on other than her just to piss her off.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by Triple

b) how often do you take your ring off and look at the inside of it..?

When the weather outside starts to resemble the weather on his wedding day

I think my wedding was around Springtime....oh yeah....I can check it right here

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Triple

a) how often do you take your ring off and look at the inside of it..?

About once a year, the day after his anniversary.

JC

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

When the weather outside starts to resemble the weather on his wedding day

I think my wedding was around Springtime....oh yeah....I can check it right here

it was 87 degrees outside when I got married... it was 87 degrees yesterday.... hey, it worked! ('cept I got married in July but at least I got reminded early )

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I cant leave the job site till theyre done

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

If you want any chance of living... you better put the forks on the back burner... Putting your forks before remembering/saving her birthday... it would suck to be you.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

every time we're in an argument and I am looking for something else to focus on other than her just to piss her off.

Thats when you fire up the puter and look at some porn

I also call BS on the 87 degrees when you got married, yo ulive at th enorth pole and it never gets that warm up there

Tom