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Old 12-23-2008, 11:03 AM   #1
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So i was made to move my bike cause i parked in a handicapped space...No sign on that spot...there was another bike there when i arrived...seems the painted cripple on the asphalt was faded and covered with water and mud...couldn't see it...

Anywho...the BITCH who cried about it isn't even "handicapped"...she's a fat fucking cow that has a cripple sticker on her car...cause shes fat.... wtf..

Hey how about you park further out and walk off the five Mcbreakfast biscuits you inhaled down on the way to work you fucking fat heffer slob whore..



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Old 12-23-2008, 11:06 AM   #2
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Right...try telling them they aren't handicapped.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:07 AM   #3
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I would check the law, in some states just having it painted on the pavement isn't legal. They must have a sign as well.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:09 AM   #4
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Right...try telling them they aren't handicapped.
when i see her i am...
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:09 AM   #5
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I would check the law, in some states just having it painted on the pavement isn't legal. They must have a sign as well.
its that way in texas. you have to have the metal sign in addition to the painted part on the ground.

Of course, the owners of the place can still tow you for traspassing.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:15 AM   #6
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Just for shits and giggles, I'll play devil's advocate. Many people who appear to be outwardly obese are so because of another underlying condition, that makes it difficult to shed weight. Arthritis, diabetes, and many other conditions tend to make it difficult to stay physically active (though with diabetes it's frequently a chicken and the egg sort of thing).

People who can't get around well on their own fall into the trap of using prepared foods, which are rich in fat. A few extra callories add up and weight isn't shed because of inactivity.

Now if you want to get into the handicapped placcard thing, we have a bit of an issue with them here, in Ontario, Canada. They are routinely granted to people over 100, because of the assumption that they can no longer get around on their own. A couple of years back it was found, via census, that there were a couple of hundred more plates issued to people over 100 than there are people of that age in the whole Province.

Figure that one out.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:17 AM   #7
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Sometimes I park in the fat people spaces, while fat people stare and make fat people faces.
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:17 AM   #8
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:19 AM   #10
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I usually don't park my bike in spaces.....I find somewhere else.

I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!
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