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Old 08-15-2008, 04:02 PM   #31
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Anyway, I just got challenged last night by some young kid in a slammed & tricked out WRX (it got all sorts of gauges mounted on the A pillar). I wasn't gonna do anything but he did have a cute blondie passenger so I had to lay the smackdown on his ass.

Why is it that these ricers think that they can outrun a motorcycle? His respond at the next light was, "I didn't know that dirt bikes go that fast?!!"

Well, normally they don't unless they pack a watercooled 1000-cc V-twin. Hehe.
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Old 08-15-2008, 04:09 PM   #32
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Anyway, I just got challenged last night by some young kid in a slammed & tricked out WRX (it got all sorts of gauges mounted on the A pillar). I wasn't gonna do anything but he did have a cute blondie passenger so I had to lay the smackdown on his ass.

Why is it that these ricers think that they can outrun a motorcycle? His respond at the next light was, "I didn't know that dirt bikes go that fast?!!"

Well, normally they don't unless they pack a watercooled 1000-cc V-twin. Hehe.
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Old 08-15-2008, 04:31 PM   #33
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Nope. Jesus would ride a BMW. Why do you think that the sky color is blue and the cloud color is white?
Ahh come on now, he would have to have some real power and handling to out run all the Taliband!



Nice one drewpy!

I think I heard you yell out to him on a certain road following the fat one...
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Old 08-16-2008, 07:09 AM   #34
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Anyway, I just got challenged last night by some young kid in a slammed & tricked out WRX (it got all sorts of gauges mounted on the A pillar). I wasn't gonna do anything but he did have a cute blondie passenger so I had to lay the smackdown on his ass.

Why is it that these ricers think that they can outrun a motorcycle? His respond at the next light was, "I didn't know that dirt bikes go that fast?!!"

Well, normally they don't unless they pack a watercooled 1000-cc V-twin. Hehe.
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