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Old 04-28-2011, 06:56 PM   #31
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You dont know me very well then.... I am ungodly picky. My friends laugh to how picky I am. Because i dont date somebody just to say im not single, i dont fuck somebody just to "get some".
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:00 PM   #33
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You dont know me very well then.... I am ungodly picky. My friends laugh to how picky I am. Because i dont date somebody just to say im not single, i dont fuck somebody just to "get some".
Everybody is picky when they first get to the bar...

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Old 04-28-2011, 07:02 PM   #34
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Everybody is picky when they first get to the bar...

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You cant get un-picky after 1 beer. I don't really drink anymore.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:15 PM   #35
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You cant get un-picky after 1 beer. I don't really drink anymore.
You're doing it wrong.

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Old 04-28-2011, 08:18 PM   #36
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You cant get un-picky after 1 beer.
You're drinking the wrong beer.

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Old 04-28-2011, 08:22 PM   #37
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You're doing it wrong.

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No, i use that money to buy the hot bitches alcohol. See, im doing it right!
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Old 04-28-2011, 08:40 PM   #38
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No, i use that money to buy the hot bitches alcohol. See, im doing it right!
So you're the guy who buys me and my girl drinks? You're doing it very, VERY wrong.
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Old 04-28-2011, 08:50 PM   #39
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So you're the guy who buys me and my girl drinks? You're doing it very, VERY wrong.

agreed! fuck buying chicks drinks unless you already had your penis in them, and even then buy me a drink bitch!!


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Old 04-28-2011, 08:51 PM   #40
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