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04-07-2011, 01:36 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Awesome prank
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...ex.html?hpt=T2
But I have to ask...WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY SITS DOWN ON A PUBLIC TOILET SEAT? ...At Wally World? Let alone one with drops of liquid on it. Awesome prank, however. Can you imagine them hauling the guy out of the store with a toilet seat glued to his ass? If they put him on the gurney ass-up to haul him out, all I can say is, it must have been quite the sight! Wonder if I can find pix on "people of walmart"...
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04-07-2011, 01:44 PM
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
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maybe he just had lunch at the in house restaurant and had a high speed slider coming in or out I guess would be more accurate. no time to check for debris.
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04-07-2011, 01:54 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
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I always sit down... fuck it.
I do always wipe it down first to make sure there's nothing wet or anything on it... |
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04-07-2011, 02:00 PM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
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So public shitters don't have ass gaskets anymore?
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04-07-2011, 03:16 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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I'm a hover man, thank god
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04-07-2011, 03:48 PM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
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Or worse - a western-style port-a-john that was used by a local national who still decided to squat on the seat.. and left muddy footprints (at least, I really hope it was mud). 
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04-07-2011, 03:51 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
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I haven't used a public toilet since 2007. Shit at enough truck stops and you'll feel the same way.
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04-07-2011, 03:52 PM
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My balls, your chin
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04-07-2011, 03:54 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
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04-07-2011, 03:56 PM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
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