a way to make reality tv watchable

Dave · 01-07-2011, 08:55 PM

the networks need to add a phone-in donation system. check it out: each text or call to the designated number sends five dollars to the network and the total is constantly updated on the screen while the show airs live. when the total reaches $100,000 men with baseball bats enter the set and violently bludgeon the cast to death. a new cast is picked and the donation value resets for the next episode.

thoughts? must see tv in my book

Avatard · 01-07-2011, 11:57 PM

No, let me tell you what they need to do:

The networks need to add a phone-in donation system. check it out: each text or call to the designated number sends five dollars to the network and the total is constantly updated on the screen while the show airs live. When the total reaches $100,000 men with baseball bats enter your house and violently bludgeon your TV to death. a new idiot watching network TV is picked and the donation value resets for the next episode.

tommymac · 01-08-2011, 08:50 AM

good fix avatard

I realy thought this whole reality tv thing would have gone away by now, along with american idol and all these stupid dancing shows.

Particle Man · 01-08-2011, 09:15 AM

Both sound plausible.... Hmmm, I think we have the subject of the next presidential debates

01-07-2011, 08:55 PM	#1
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	a way to make reality tv watchable the networks need to add a phone-in donation system. check it out: each text or call to the designated number sends five dollars to the network and the total is constantly updated on the screen while the show airs live. when the total reaches $100,000 men with baseball bats enter the set and violently bludgeon the cast to death. a new cast is picked and the donation value resets for the next episode. thoughts? must see tv in my book __________________ TWF Post whore #6

01-07-2011, 11:57 PM	#2
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	No, let me tell you what they need to do: The networks need to add a phone-in donation system. check it out: each text or call to the designated number sends five dollars to the network and the total is constantly updated on the screen while the show airs live. When the total reaches $100,000 men with baseball bats enter your house and violently bludgeon your TV to death. a new idiot watching network TV is picked and the donation value resets for the next episode. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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01-08-2011, 08:50 AM	#3
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	good fix avatard I realy thought this whole reality tv thing would have gone away by now, along with american idol and all these stupid dancing shows.

01-08-2011, 09:15 AM	#4
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Both sound plausible.... Hmmm, I think we have the subject of the next presidential debates