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Old 12-21-2010, 09:46 AM   #21
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Pot... good job for you. And this is why I always have my gun on/near me. When I'm in the shower, the gun is on the counter in the bathroom. When sleeping its on my nightstand. In the living room either on me, or in/next to me. However, I always in lock down like fort knox as well.

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Should have waited for him to make it all the way in
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its alot harder to shoot somebody than it is to say it

he had a legal opp. to shoot him, cuz i'm sure quack was in fear for his life. which is reason enough to

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True, and if you do, I'm sure it will F you up in the head. NO BS

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Hopefully he wet his pants and learned his lesson. Otherwise he's gonna end up actually GETTING shot.
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I've been broken into twice during previous Christmas(es?). Both times it was drug skells looking for stuff they could make a quick buck on. Both times met with hardware... wasn't a happy ending for them.

Haven't had a problem now in over 20 years...knock on wood....
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Why was your window unlocked?
This! WTF?

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PS...

in Maryland, at least, if you are going to shoot somebody, they had better be IN YOUR HOUSE and armed or YOU are going to jail.

If you shoot somebody who is unarmed, or who is retreating, you are gonna be in a world of hurt.

Not saying it's right, it's just the way it is....
No castle law FTL

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What kind of dog do you have?

If I were a thief I wouldn't have fucked around with a house with a dog, regardless of size. Even if the dog is too small to hurt you, the noise would have me panicked... of course, I'm not a douche who B&E's either...
I agree. I told the wife the good side effect of the negative of Brinks barking at anybody within 100 yards of the house, is that everybody within 1/8 mile knows we own a really big F'in dog that doesn't like people.
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Old 12-21-2010, 09:49 AM   #22
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And get a throwaway gun to plant on him after you shoot him

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Old 12-21-2010, 09:54 AM   #23
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Y'all are gonna make me start sleeping with my gun under my pillow. 6 months after being home from Iraq, I'm still looking for my M9 from time to time.
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Old 12-21-2010, 10:15 AM   #24
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Wow. Shits crazy.

we have 2 large dogs who hate strangers and multiple guns through the house.

and Castle law FTW
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Old 12-21-2010, 10:15 AM   #25
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I have a big headboard with the porno cabinets on either side. There's guns in either side, a couple of .45's on my side and the Ruger .22lr on Ulu's (give her something she's comfortable with.) I'm in my bathrobe right now, and there's a .45 next to me. Ask pot if I'm paranoid.
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:21 AM   #26
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I can attest to the crazyness of Amorok! Right bud!
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:33 AM   #27
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That's why I have a gun and a dog.

Glad it all worked out and you didn't actually have to shoot the worthless piece of crap.

Ditto on the unlocked window....not good.
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:47 AM   #28
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Should have grabbed him once he was all the way in
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:47 AM   #29
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:11 PM   #30
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Gun + Dog + throw away FTW.
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