Another dumbass...

ceo012384 · 04-08-2008, 03:31 AM

... riding a gixxer, who also can't spell, use proper grammar, or pick a heterosexual song for his video.

[youtube]uhol4s9ZiQE[/youtube]

OneSickPsycho · 04-08-2008, 03:38 AM

This is the song that should've been in that video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uOM8OQnhw

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-08-2008, 08:01 AM

... There was something in the road. instead of swerving around it i panicked and though "omg what do i do". but it was a little birdy, and i thought to myself "haha thats just a bird im going to do the newbiest thing in the world,and actually turn my body 180 degrees and target fixate on something i've already passed"... well while i was catching an eyeful of the pretty birdie i realized i should probobly pay attention because im going way to fast on this obviously unkept road. I turn around "omgwtfuckzors" the roads out. i grabbed the brake because i panicked, and had no other options (except maybe not grab a hand full of brake and just ride it out to either side, or in between, the signs). My signature fit LEVI STRAUS jeans didnt hold up like i thought they would, but since i wasnt wearing proper riding gloves the first thing i felt was the flesh being torn from my girlish hands. maybe if i would have worked on my bike more i could have developed callis's that could have minimized the damage, but nay...

i could go on, but eh, whats the point. there have been a LOT of stupid riders doing STUPID shit around here lately... almost makes me apprehensive about getting on the bike again. almost.

Captain Morgan · 04-08-2008, 04:38 PM

I like how he ends it with, "be safe out there guys." How bout, "wear your gear and don't be a dumbass and look BACK at a fucking bird that you already missed!!

1hottbikechic · 04-08-2008, 04:51 PM

Ummm someone please explain to me how his face was so screwed, when his helmet has just scratches on it... maybe it came off? I find that hard to believe....

This is the logical argument I have the rest would just be yelling at him for not taking out the flippin bird...

Mr Lefty · 04-08-2008, 05:01 PM

how about at the end telling people to WEAR GEAR! I imagine if he's as moronic as he's let on... he didn't get a helmet to fit right... and it either flew off... or slid down and mashed his face...

moron

azoomm · 04-09-2008, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1hottbikechic

Ummm someone please explain to me how his face was so screwed, when his helmet has just scratches on it... maybe it came off? I find that hard to believe....

This is the logical argument I have the rest would just be yelling at him for not taking out the flippin bird...

I've hit birds... unless that bird was a turkey vulture it wasn't worth even swerving for. For that matter, I've hit a turkey vulture... went under it and broke its legs with my helmet.

He's a dumbass for many reasons.

Live to ride another day? [sarcasm] Yay....

LaFemmes · 04-08-2008, 05:27 PM

That just breaks my heart!

lagerdrinker · 04-08-2008, 08:26 PM

I have the same helmet but in black, maybe i should go and get a better one???
All in all cant be too bad, it saved his mullet.
I got a theory, his girl was riding and he was riding bitch and she pulled a wheelie and he fell off.

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-08-2008, 08:52 PM

although you called your own owned smiley...

i concur.

04-08-2008, 03:31 AM	#1
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04-08-2008, 04:51 PM	#5
1hottbikechic Ninja Hottie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Frederick, MD Moto: Sportbikes, MX Posts: 64	Ummm someone please explain to me how his face was so screwed, when his helmet has just scratches on it... maybe it came off? I find that hard to believe.... This is the logical argument I have the rest would just be yelling at him for not taking out the flippin bird... __________________

04-08-2008, 05:27 PM	#8
LaFemmes Queen Bee Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: PA Moto: 2003 R6 Posts: 418	That just breaks my heart! __________________ www.myspace.com/lafemmes If you cannot win, make the one ahead of you break the record!

04-08-2008, 08:26 PM	#9
lagerdrinker banned user Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 68	I have the same helmet but in black, maybe i should go and get a better one??? All in all cant be too bad, it saved his mullet. I got a theory, his girl was riding and he was riding bitch and she pulled a wheelie and he fell off. __________________ If you cant eat it or hump it piss on it and walk away.

04-08-2008, 03:38 AM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	This is the song that should've been in that video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uOM8OQnhw

04-08-2008, 08:01 AM	#3
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	... There was something in the road. instead of swerving around it i panicked and though "omg what do i do". but it was a little birdy, and i thought to myself "haha thats just a bird im going to do the newbiest thing in the world,and actually turn my body 180 degrees and target fixate on something i've already passed"... well while i was catching an eyeful of the pretty birdie i realized i should probobly pay attention because im going way to fast on this obviously unkept road. I turn around "omgwtfuckzors" the roads out. i grabbed the brake because i panicked, and had no other options (except maybe not grab a hand full of brake and just ride it out to either side, or in between, the signs). My signature fit LEVI STRAUS jeans didnt hold up like i thought they would, but since i wasnt wearing proper riding gloves the first thing i felt was the flesh being torn from my girlish hands. maybe if i would have worked on my bike more i could have developed callis's that could have minimized the damage, but nay... i could go on, but eh, whats the point. there have been a LOT of stupid riders doing STUPID shit around here lately... almost makes me apprehensive about getting on the bike again. almost.

04-08-2008, 04:38 PM	#4
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I like how he ends it with, "be safe out there guys." How bout, "wear your gear and don't be a dumbass and look BACK at a fucking bird that you already missed!!

04-08-2008, 05:01 PM	#6
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	how about at the end telling people to WEAR GEAR! I imagine if he's as moronic as he's let on... he didn't get a helmet to fit right... and it either flew off... or slid down and mashed his face... moron

04-08-2008, 08:52 PM	#10
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	although you called your own owned smiley... i concur.