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Old 05-31-2009, 06:58 PM   #1
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Default Posted my bike on Craigslist today

and the first call I get is "will you trade for a tractor?"

I love livin in the kuntry!!

Guess i need to add "no trades for tractors" on my ad
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Old 05-31-2009, 07:31 PM   #2
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Why wouldnt you think of writing that in the first place?
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Old 05-31-2009, 08:26 PM   #3
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geez man, you don't want an old Allis Chalmers one-eighty or sumptin'? the nerve.













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How about a blind dog, a three legged mule and the panties of a Las Vegas hooker?

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Old 05-31-2009, 09:47 PM   #5
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Even if you say no trades, they still ask. Dumb asses.
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:56 PM   #6
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Even if you say no trades, they still ask. Dumb asses.
It drives me nuts too but one of my favorite quotes is "You get half of what you ask for, none of what you don't."

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geez man, you don't want an old Allis Chalmers one-eighty or sumptin'? the nerve.


Its gotta be at least a John Deere
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:06 PM   #8
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yeah, I'm sure this will be interesting!
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Why are you selling?
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Its gotta be at least a John Deere
My in-laws have a 50 year old AC that runs like a top - they still use it for day-to-day farm stuff.
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