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Old 07-26-2011, 03:07 AM   #1
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Default Brits go large

Our bums are now too big for loo seats

Brits are splashing out - on supersize toilet seats.

The £200 Big John seats are imported from America (natch).

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...let-seats.html
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:45 AM   #2
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As an American I can easily say. I've never seen one of those large seats. IDK why but I haven't.
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:29 AM   #3
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As an American I can easily say. I've never seen one of those large seats. IDK why but I haven't.
Check your local Wal-Mart. If there's anywhere you're likely to encounter livestock in public places, it's there.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:30 PM   #4
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Check your local Wal-Mart. If there's anywhere you're likely to encounter livestock in public places, it's there.
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Old 07-26-2011, 08:21 AM   #5
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Never seen one either, I bet it's a marketing tool, 'wide load seats from america, home if the big mac and texas'
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Old 07-26-2011, 09:56 AM   #6
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Never saw one, but if we can make money exporting "American Sized" products, I'm all for it.
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Old 07-26-2011, 11:24 AM   #7
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Never saw one, but if we can make money exporting "American Sized" products, I'm all for it.
better yet, export soem oversized americans LOL
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From the newspaper that brought you the "Brits have the biggest boobs" study.

Another Murdock production
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Old 07-27-2011, 11:27 AM   #9
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gotta love to see the western designer built obesity endemic spreading across the pond to all those fucks that have been calling us "lazy fat americans" for the past x decades.
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Old 07-28-2011, 09:55 AM   #10
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gotta love to see the western designer built obesity endemic spreading across the pond to all those fucks that have been calling us "lazy fat americans" for the past x decades.
Been saying it for years, there's whales everywhere
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