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Old 09-08-2009, 01:56 PM   #1
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Old 09-08-2009, 01:58 PM   #2
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so now that somebody's been in your house uninvited, does it make you mad enough to want to kill them, not knowing what intentions they had for you or your wife.
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Old 09-08-2009, 02:20 PM   #3
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:20 PM   #4
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so now that somebody's been in your house uninvited, does it make you mad enough to want to kill them, not knowing what intentions they had for you or your wife.
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:44 PM   #5
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Basic home security is easier than you think... Invest in big prickly bushes right in front of those windows... Or paint some carpet tack to match the window sill and nail it in there... Nobody will fuck with your joint.
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:08 AM   #6
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Basic home security is easier than you think... Invest in big prickly bushes right in front of those windows... Or paint some carpet tack to match the window sill and nail it in there... Nobody will fuck with your joint.
Good ideas
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:30 AM   #7
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Sounds to me you wife was cheating and the dude she was bangin just left out the window.

Just a theory...lol
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Either that or it was a ghetto screen that got easily pushed in by an animal
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:38 AM   #9
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Basic home security is easier than you think... Invest in big prickly bushes right in front of those windows... Or paint some carpet tack to match the window sill and nail it in there... Nobody will fuck with your joint.
Can't someone get a quick million in a lawsuit for that carpet tack in the US? I heard one about a guy that when in the sky light and fell on a knife and sued.

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Old 09-09-2009, 09:43 AM   #10
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Can't someone get a quick million in a lawsuit for that carpet tack in the US? I heard one about a guy that when in the sky light and fell on a knife and sued.

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I think that was from a movie, but anyway... yes, there is that possibility as you are technically not permitted to booby-trap your house. However, every once in a while if you hang mats from the window sills you could always say, "I use it to hang my mats."

Take pictures.

You can also say it keeps squirrels from sitting on your window sills and shitting down the side of your house.

Just delete this thread.
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