Royce Gracie comes to town, hits on my wife.

Kaneman · 04-22-2010, 12:55 PM

Dirty bastard. Just because he's a good fighter doesn't mean I won't stand 10 feet away and shoot him with a bow and arrow.

He came to my son's Jiu Jitsu school last week for a seminar. Super cool guy. He didn't bullshit around either, he came in on time, put his Gi on and immediately started training. He didn't even introduce himself, just got straight to it.

He spent a lot of time with the kids and gave my son a good deal of one-on-one time. The following day in class my son used two of the locks Gracie taught him to get submissions. It was pretty cool, just by coincidence SpikeTV had been showing some classic Gracie fights and me the boy had been watching them so he already knew who Gracie was.

My wife got there a little late. When she walked in, wearing her lil' shorts, I watched Gracie eye ball her for a bit. After class he made a point of walking up to her and shaking her hand. It was actually pretty cool.

Its funny, when someone doesn't do what he says....he just stops talking and puts them in position.

wildchild · 04-22-2010, 12:57 PM

those don't look like little shorts she's wearing. LOL

cool time for your son though I bet.

the chi · 04-22-2010, 12:59 PM

I was looking for the shorts too.

Thats pretty cool of him, awesome experience for the kids too Im sure.

Kaneman · 04-22-2010, 01:03 PM

She changed when she got there.

shmike · 04-22-2010, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaneman

Its funny, when someone doesn't do what he says....he just stops talking and puts them in position.

Cool story.

The guy in the background looks like he's afraid Gracie is going to smash the kids' heads together.

wildchild · 04-22-2010, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

Cool story.

The guy in the background looks like he's afraid Gracie is going to smash the kids' heads together.

just noticed that when you mentioned it. very funny.

Sean · 04-22-2010, 01:07 PM

caption this:

pauldun170 · 04-22-2010, 01:32 PM

Don't know who Royce Gracie is and don't care.

More interested in your wife.
Nice looking lady you have there.

smileyman · 04-22-2010, 01:39 PM

No joke. Who wouldn't hit on her, ju jitsu master or not.

Dude has skills, would love to had been there. Lucky kids.

karl_1052 · 04-22-2010, 01:42 PM

Did you tell him he mispronounces his name?

04-22-2010, 12:55 PM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Royce Gracie comes to town, hits on my wife. Dirty bastard. Just because he's a good fighter doesn't mean I won't stand 10 feet away and shoot him with a bow and arrow. He came to my son's Jiu Jitsu school last week for a seminar. Super cool guy. He didn't bullshit around either, he came in on time, put his Gi on and immediately started training. He didn't even introduce himself, just got straight to it. He spent a lot of time with the kids and gave my son a good deal of one-on-one time. The following day in class my son used two of the locks Gracie taught him to get submissions. It was pretty cool, just by coincidence SpikeTV had been showing some classic Gracie fights and me the boy had been watching them so he already knew who Gracie was. My wife got there a little late. When she walked in, wearing her lil' shorts, I watched Gracie eye ball her for a bit. After class he made a point of walking up to her and shaking her hand. It was actually pretty cool. Its funny, when someone doesn't do what he says....he just stops talking and puts them in position. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

04-22-2010, 01:03 PM	#4
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	She changed when she got there. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	No joke. Who wouldn't hit on her, ju jitsu master or not. Dude has skills, would love to had been there. Lucky kids. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Did you tell him he mispronounces his name? __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	those don't look like little shorts she's wearing. LOL cool time for your son though I bet.

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Sean giggity Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: socal Moto: street, sumo & dirty Posts: 1,071	caption this: