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Old 11-20-2009, 03:16 PM   #1
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer

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Old 11-20-2009, 03:25 PM   #2
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This thread is dog vomit on a stick.

People will come to this thread, and be very disappointed.

They may even kill themselves, and it will be your fault.

Way to go, MURDERER!

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Old 11-20-2009, 03:28 PM   #3
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Why did I think this was going to be a tipping, or sexual experience thread?
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:33 PM   #4
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Why did I think this was going to be a tipping, or sexual experience thread?
So I was tipping this black stripper for a lapdance when she offer a little extra...
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:33 PM   #5
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This thread made me giggle, therefore I cannot criticize its content
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Old 11-20-2009, 04:15 PM   #6
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Whoever changed the thread title has the right idea
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holy crap that was funny
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Old 11-20-2009, 04:21 PM   #8
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I stand by my original statement.

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Old 11-20-2009, 05:49 PM   #10
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Trip's edit FTW
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