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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
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I was going for a little jaunt when these two idiots wearing tshirts go screaming by me when I was about 30' from my on ramp to the high way. They cut so close that they actually startled me.
Lead idiot was literally hanging off of his bike so far I thought he was going to drag ass. I thought I'd pay them back for startling me and play how close I could get to their rear tire. I rolled on the throttle to a whopping 40mph and almost blew past the two of them. I quickly realized that not only were they squids. But, they were squids who had zero skill. So, I backed off and merged into traffic and stayed well away from them while they were weaving in and out of cars. Fast forward a minute of two. I'm a solid mile behind them. Coming up onto this really nice off ramp that leads to one of our nicest scenic roads. I'm watching from a distance and BAM! Following idiot locks up his rear brake while he's trying to take this corner. I see his back tire slide, catch and pitch him into the grass. The bike "rolled" a bunch of times. By the time I got to him he was lifting his bike up and pushed it right over onto his other side. I asked if he was alright. He was pretty scraped up. His tshirt and shorts held up amazingly well however, I don't think the blood stains will come out. He was fine, his bike was in rough shape. He said he would call somebody to come get it. So, he went to one of the cars that had stopped to call somebody. At that moment, I almost got smashed by a car. So, I thought it was time to get the fuck out of dodge. When I was leaving, lead idiot pulled up with the rear locked up and skidding. I don't usually wish harm on people. But, I honestly believe it was well deserved. Hopefully there was a lesson learned. |
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The cows want you dead.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,087
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Good grief!
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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Shit. Scars add to his rep and chicks dig scars (which I found out from a real scar that they don't). Our only hope is that this dumbass did the Suzuki (or whatever) credit card thing where they won't repo your bike for not having insurance and that he doesn't have insurance and that he still owes about $8000 on it and can't get another one.
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
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Oh it was an old bike. Late 80s at the newest.
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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Shit. He'll probably think he's ready for a Litre now since I had his crash and a "starter" bike.
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Geek
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Papillion, Nebraska
Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630
Posts: 1,437
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I just let people like that go. Hell, a lot of the time, I change my route to avoid having to catch up to the carnage later.
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restorer of the original
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Zionsville,PA
Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500
Posts: 1,331
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Once I rode behind them for a mile, I realized wht it was so easy to catch them on my "old school" 1993 ZR1100 ![]() I was very happy when they turned off. I least I didn't get to see them crash . |
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Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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Cl4p-Trap
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Moto: Your mom.
Posts: 734
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![]() ![]() ^Needs to say WTF Were THEY thinking!?^
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
Posts: 5,570
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LOL....sounds like this guy running with me in the canyon with a t-shirt and jeans. I was right on his ass and he kept looking back at where I was. He was moving pretty good...too good to be wearing only a t-shirt. I stopped by him on the bottom and told the boy to get some gear if he wants to run with the big dogs. lol
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