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Old 01-03-2010, 11:34 PM   #1
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Online dating sites FTL, but at least she posted a full body pic and saved me time. Not sure why I even visit these sites cause they've been useless. I've seen a lot of cute faces, only to show up for a meeting and be disappointed. I'm honest and say I'm not looking for bigger girls (I'm 5'7 and 140), why can't they be honest and post up full body pics? And most of them say they're "average." Again, why do I bother?
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Old 01-03-2010, 11:40 PM   #2
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Oh shit, stand the fuck by...
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Old 01-03-2010, 11:43 PM   #3
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Well I mean camon man do you really think you are going to find that smokin hot babe on a site....Other than the ones that want you to spend $$$$ like joining their site or something rediculous like that!!....It's like the work force for the most part the ones that do Quality work don't really need to look for work...they are usually covered up....The Hacks are the ones always looking!
If you do find that rarety then mentally they are as F'd up as the Biggins look!
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:50 AM   #4
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Oh, I understand that. Just don't get the opportunity to go out and meet a lot of people and kind of getting tired of the bar scene. Figured I'd try this BS again, but it's the same old shit, nothing new. Hell, it's not even the rare hot ones that are fucked in the head, even the decent ones are fucked up.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:53 AM   #5
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this is the us of a buddy. that WAS average
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:05 AM   #6
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this is the us of a buddy. that WAS average
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Yeah dude u live in Indiana...she is prolly considered below avg. LOL
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:08 AM   #7
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This is hilarious!!! I'm on "Plenty of Fish" and have been for years! In fact, I signed up with a gf for fun. It's amazing how truly pathetic a lot of these women are. I'm no brad Pitt but I'm certainly not looking for a obese black woman from Utah! It's amazing how many women approach me on that site. On the plus side, I have gotten a couple blow jobs from girls on there and actually met a couple better than average girls on their. Almost all of them are complete whores and seriously desperate for any attention what so ever! Wait a sec...
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:03 AM   #8
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Is this eHarmony, cause on their commercials they show good looking people. You should sue.
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:05 AM   #9
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Is this eHarmony, cause on their commercials they show good looking people. You should sue.
no, but I had the same fucking problem with that site. I should ask for my money back from those fuckers.
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:15 AM   #10
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Shit dude, here you go. She's 26, 5'5'', rides a GSXR and she is from Indianapolis. Tada, now go get her!!!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member10939676.htm
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