Girls: How to raise your "hotness" number.

Avatard · 04-15-2010, 02:03 PM

Show some nipple. It's that simple.

Don't hide them under 1/4" of padding in a bra that makes your tits look like a pair of NASA nosecones. Your entire chest should not move a single unit when your tits shift inside your shirt as you move.

Such support may be good on a daily basis to prevent the effects of gravity, but it's in actuality the very effect of gravity, and vibration that make men's mouths fall agape when breasts move. It is INSTANTLY far more fully captivating than ANY magician or hypnotist's dangling trinket - even without the added benefit of any incantational chants.

The '90s and the aughts essentially hid the wonderful shapes of women's breasts under a moving blanket, but recently, some have emerged from hiding, and made glorious appearances under thin, clingy, jersey fabric...adding DaVinci-like artistry and awe to whatever it was the fucking T-shirt said.

It's as if women almost forgot what mesmerizing power nipples have over men.

I'll put it in as simple mathematical terms as possible, so as to best encourage what I feel is the needed return to sanity:

Ladies: If you're a "6", and you have nipples showing through your shirt, you are INSTANTLY upgraded to an "8". No questions asked.

Trust me on this.

If I can see the outline of the areolae, a four point upgrade is not out of the question. I've seen a majestic set of tits take a 5 to a 9.

If you've EVER considered breast implants, I'm here to tell you that it's completely unnecessary. First, many (like myself) prefer the softness and shape of the real thing. Second, why spend all that money?...why risk infection, capsulization, scars and deformity?...when nipples are free?

You have them. Use them for what they were designed for: securing our undivided attention.

Now, I've given you a powerful force. Please use it only for good. If your headlights are in need of alignment, and they are aiming at the ground, please remember that while all that I have said is true, Corvettes are pretty, and most of them have their headlights hidden.

To the rest of you, I plead, for all that is holy; set my people free.

dubbs · 04-15-2010, 02:06 PM

Amen..

Dave · 04-15-2010, 02:11 PM

epic post. Semi related, knowing how to drive stick is an easy 1-2 point modifier with me

Rider · 04-15-2010, 02:17 PM

100% truth in the OP.

KSGregman · 04-15-2010, 02:20 PM

WTF is this?!

An Avatard post that I can absolutely and unreservedly agree with?!

Damn....I didn't think that was possible.

Trip · 04-15-2010, 02:33 PM

No shit good post

You need to post more topics like this one.

CrazyKell · 04-15-2010, 02:38 PM

I'm well aware that my rack and stick driving skills have gotten me far in life.

Dave · 04-15-2010, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I'm well aware that my rack and stick driving skills have gotten me far in life.

can you cook? Too bad you live in canukistan

udman · 04-15-2010, 03:00 PM

Avatard, I officially take back everything I've ever mumbled under my breath about you.

CrazyKell · 04-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

can you cook? Too bad you live in canukistan

My trackside sammiches have won awards.

But seriously, I can cook, well.

04-15-2010, 02:03 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Girls: How to raise your "hotness" number. Show some nipple. It's that simple. Don't hide them under 1/4" of padding in a bra that makes your tits look like a pair of NASA nosecones. Your entire chest should not move a single unit when your tits shift inside your shirt as you move. Such support may be good on a daily basis to prevent the effects of gravity, but it's in actuality the very effect of gravity, and vibration that make men's mouths fall agape when breasts move. It is INSTANTLY far more fully captivating than ANY magician or hypnotist's dangling trinket - even without the added benefit of any incantational chants. The '90s and the aughts essentially hid the wonderful shapes of women's breasts under a moving blanket, but recently, some have emerged from hiding, and made glorious appearances under thin, clingy, jersey fabric...adding DaVinci-like artistry and awe to whatever it was the fucking T-shirt said. It's as if women almost forgot what mesmerizing power nipples have over men. I'll put it in as simple mathematical terms as possible, so as to best encourage what I feel is the needed return to sanity: Ladies: If you're a "6", and you have nipples showing through your shirt, you are INSTANTLY upgraded to an "8". No questions asked. Trust me on this. If I can see the outline of the areolae, a four point upgrade is not out of the question. I've seen a majestic set of tits take a 5 to a 9. If you've EVER considered breast implants, I'm here to tell you that it's completely unnecessary. First, many (like myself) prefer the softness and shape of the real thing. Second, why spend all that money?...why risk infection, capsulization, scars and deformity?...when nipples are free? You have them. Use them for what they were designed for: securing our undivided attention. Now, I've given you a powerful force. Please use it only for good. If your headlights are in need of alignment, and they are aiming at the ground, please remember that while all that I have said is true, Corvettes are pretty, and most of them have their headlights hidden. To the rest of you, I plead, for all that is holy; set my people free. __________________ Insert free thought here.

04-15-2010, 02:06 PM	#2
dubbs Multistrada Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manorville, NY Posts: 652	Amen.. __________________ Sportbike - 2013 Ducati Multistrada S Touring - Red Luxury Car - 2013 Cadillac ATS 2.0 Turbo - Black Weekend Car - 2003 Honda S2000 - Black Daily Driver - 2011 Toyota Prius - Black Beater - 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid - Dust Colored

04-15-2010, 03:00 PM	#9
udman You are not the Man!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin TX Moto: Hawk GT Posts: 750	Avatard, I officially take back everything I've ever mumbled under my breath about you. __________________ You can put lipstick on a VS Forum, but it's still a VS Forum...

04-15-2010, 02:11 PM	#3
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	epic post. Semi related, knowing how to drive stick is an easy 1-2 point modifier with me

04-15-2010, 02:17 PM	#4
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	100% truth in the OP.

04-15-2010, 02:20 PM	#5
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	WTF is this?! An Avatard post that I can absolutely and unreservedly agree with?! Damn....I didn't think that was possible.

04-15-2010, 02:33 PM	#6
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	No shit good post You need to post more topics like this one.

04-15-2010, 02:38 PM	#7
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I'm well aware that my rack and stick driving skills have gotten me far in life.