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Old 02-24-2010, 05:44 PM   #1
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Default shamu eats trainer in front of audience

kinda.
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:51 PM   #2
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I'm going to swim with this highly intelligent 7000lb killing machine, what could go wrong??
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:48 PM   #3
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There has to be some video out there of this...but I can't find it.
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:31 PM   #4
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So long.

Thanks for all the fish.

And by the way, fuck you.

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Old 02-24-2010, 08:42 PM   #5
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So long.

Thanks for all the fish.

And by the way, fuck you.

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Old 02-24-2010, 08:46 PM   #6
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So long.

Thanks for all the fish.

And by the way, fuck you.

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That was dolphins dude.

Either way, he did it on porpoise.
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:49 PM   #7
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nom nom nom

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Old 02-25-2010, 06:00 AM   #8
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I'm going to swim with this highly intelligent 7000lb killing machine, what could go wrong??
You mean 12,000lb killing machine.

Maybe the whale just wanted to play?
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:54 PM   #9
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that woulda been awesome
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:58 PM   #10
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Staff note to the maintenence and feeding crew: the whale in tank 5 has already eaten. Expect whale shit with pieces of neoprene...
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