Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-07-2012, 09:16 AM   #1
Papa_Complex
Nomadic Tribesman
 
Papa_Complex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
Default Missed my chance

Apparently Kristen Stewart was here yesterday. Since she can't decide whether to bone the dog, the fanger, or the director, I guess I missed my shot at boning her.

Oh well.

Skank.
__________________
"Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising"

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/
Papa_Complex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 09:19 AM   #2
LeeNetworX
SFL Expatriate #1
 
LeeNetworX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
Default

Who?
LeeNetworX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 12:05 PM   #3
shmike
Follower
 
shmike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 5,549
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by LeeNetworX View Post
Who?
Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?
__________________
Racing For Smiles
shmike is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 12:20 PM   #4
pauldun170
Serious Business
 
pauldun170's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by shmike View Post
Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?
Crazy = bad
Slutty = awesome
Crazy slutty = awesome

As long as she isn't stalker crazy slutty
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Crazed-Bieber-Fan.jpg (83.9 KB, 74 views)
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
pauldun170 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 12:26 PM   #5
Papa_Complex
Nomadic Tribesman
 
Papa_Complex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by shmike View Post
Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?
She was the female lead in that stupid series about the sparkly vampires. She cheated on her co-star sparkly vampire boyfriend with a married director of the next movie she did.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossi...latest-1194706
__________________
"Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising"

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/
Papa_Complex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 04:09 PM   #6
LeeNetworX
SFL Expatriate #1
 
LeeNetworX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Papa_Complex View Post
She was the female lead in that stupid series about the sparkly vampires. She cheated on her co-star sparkly vampire boyfriend with a married director of the next movie she did.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossi...latest-1194706
Why do you know all of this?
LeeNetworX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 04:12 PM   #7
fatbuckRTO
This is not the sig line.
 
fatbuckRTO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, *moto*...
Posts: 1,279
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by LeeNetworX View Post
Why do you know all of this?
If you have a pre-teen girl anywhere in the near vicinity, you will know all about it. If not, you might still know because all of the major news websites carried it as front-page headliners.
__________________
This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer.
Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and
tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.

-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
fatbuckRTO is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 09:23 AM   #8
Papa_Complex
Nomadic Tribesman
 
Papa_Complex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
Default

The sparkly vampire groupie.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg kristen_stewart300.jpg (33.6 KB, 81 views)
__________________
"Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising"

http://www.morallyambiguous.net/
Papa_Complex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 01:00 PM   #9
Tmall
Aspiring Rapper
 
Tmall's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Papa_Complex View Post
The sparkly vampire groupie.
Look how surprised she looks.
Tmall is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2012, 07:46 PM   #10
Adeptus_Minor
Hopster
 
Adeptus_Minor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tmall View Post
Look how surprised she looks.
How can you tell?

And I'm with PC, I'd hit it too. She has some strange, moody bitch allure to her that works for me.
__________________
“Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”
Adeptus_Minor is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:03 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.