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Old 06-01-2009, 12:06 PM   #1
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Default Cracking me up

Processing one of the Internet orders that came in over the weekend...

The form is pretty basic, Name, Address, credit card number, the usual stuff.

I scroll down to the part where it asks for the name on the card, dude typed in: "Bank of America"

It's gonna be a long week.

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Old 06-01-2009, 12:08 PM   #2
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Well, it's a name....on the card!

We are mortal, JC. We cannot read minds. You gotta spell it out for us.
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Old 06-01-2009, 12:09 PM   #3
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Old 06-01-2009, 12:20 PM   #4
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Old 06-01-2009, 01:06 PM   #5
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man I thought I was slow. LOL at keast I would know it meant visa or mastercard.
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Old 06-01-2009, 01:11 PM   #6
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send him to hell
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Old 06-01-2009, 01:21 PM   #7
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At least he didn't put down "Master Card".
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:06 PM   #8
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Wow.....
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:40 PM   #9
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So does this mean there will be a delay in you sending me the beer making supplies I ordered?
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:48 PM   #10
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What does Jesus sell on the internet, anyway?
Rosaries? Souls? One way tickets to heaven?
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