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Old 02-18-2010, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default Someone please kill me

I have hit the lowest of lows tonight.

A patient who is male but has bewbies and is obviously male hit on me at the ER. Its a pre op tranny or a wanna be anyway but won thave surgery due to advanced hiv. Cant get much lower than that.

Maybe I can get t -homo out here and he can save the day LOL
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:55 AM   #2
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yikes dude!
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:44 AM   #3
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yikes dude!
Oh i said more than that one of our clerks saw the whole thing and just broke out laughing and proceeded to tell most of the staff so its my turn to get picked on tonight.
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Old 02-18-2010, 08:31 AM   #4
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Awwww....isn't that sweet.

Trannyman has a crush on Tommy.

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Old 02-18-2010, 09:52 AM   #5
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Do it in the butt dude, do it in the butt
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:53 AM   #6
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Your scrubs fitting a little tight were they? You should have figured out an excuse to use a defib on they guy. 360J right to the fucking chest....with no paddle gel.
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:54 AM   #7
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It turned you on didn't it?
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:41 AM   #8
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Your scrubs fitting a little tight were they? You should have figured out an excuse to use a defib on they guy. 360J right to the fucking chest....with no paddle gel.
I could see tommy standing over the guy saying that he's flatlining then the dude is all "no I'm not" then you just electro paddle the shit out of him
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:05 AM   #9
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I hope they pay you well Tommy. You deserve it!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:08 AM   #10
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Wow. That is hilarious
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