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Old 03-22-2012, 05:42 PM   #1
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A Minnesota high school senior cannot bring his chosen date to the prom, so say Tartan High School officials in Oakdale for the simple fact that she’s Megan Piper, a porn actress, according to KSTP-TV in St. Paul.

Mike Stone, 18, asked more than two dozen girls to go with him to the May 12 dance, but they all turned him down, so he took to Twitter and started asking celebrities, like Kim Kardashian and Snooki.

Stone says he simply can’t take any more rejection from the girls at Tartan High. “It made me a little mad, and a little sad, that they didn’t want to go,” he said.

As for Piper, “I really wish I had gone to my prom,” she said. But when her family moved to a new state her senior year, she says she missed out. Stone’s invite, she says, she just couldn’t turn down. “It was a sweet gesture. It was so cute. I couldn’t say no,” she said. “I don’t plan to show up butt naked or anything. I’m going to wear a pretty prom dress!”

Stone says he’s a fan of Megan’s “work” but claims he’s never actually watched one of her performances. “I’ve just seen pictures,” he claimed.

Patty Phillips, superintendent of the North St. Paul-Maplewood-Oakdale School District, told FoxNews.com in an email that Piper would be prohibited from attending the dance because her appearance would be “inconsistent” with two district policies pertaining to visitors to school buildings and sites.
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:49 PM   #2
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That dude sounds like he's been eating rocks half of his life... and that porn star would fuck him up forever... he'd never be able to land something like that ever again... he'd end up with something like his mom/aunt... and will hate his life forever. This rejection is the best thing that could ever happen to him...
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Old 03-22-2012, 06:13 PM   #3
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that's lame, stupid rules
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I know it will be a giant distraction, but fuck, as long as shes not all slutted up, who cares. Half of these prom outfits cross the line anyway, so why does it matter whos wearing it.

Let the kid live his dream...
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that porn star would fuck him up forever... he'd never be able to land something like that ever again... he'd end up with something like his mom/aunt... and will hate his life forever. This rejection is the best thing that could ever happen to him...

That's kinda rough

I'd LIKE to think that this would boost his self confidence and allow him to land anything he sets his sights on

I've never been anything special...but I've also never been unable to get what I went after. Of course KEEPING it after they've seen me naked is another story


(no need for you to comment on this Moira....it was cold, and I had JUST gotten out of the pool!)
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Old 03-22-2012, 07:02 PM   #6
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google search...megan piper...fap fap fap fap
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done, very accurate assessment
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half the teachers are pornstars nowadays so why not?
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I would like to know what rules it is that prohibits her from going. It's not age or anything. So what is it?
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Not precluded by the Facilities Use Policy, unless she drinks or swears at someone.

Here's the stated visitor policy, for the school board in question:

Visitor Policy for ISD 622

A safe school environment is essential for learning, and is one of the highest priorities in the North St. Paul-Maplewood-Oakdale School District.

For the security of our students and staff and the safety of our guests, a uniform visitor policy has been implemented at all District buildings. Visitors will be asked to produce photo identification when stopping by to visit one of our schools. No matter which school you are visiting, guests should expect to follow the same procedures when entering the building.

Visitors should expect to be signed in by a staff member and issued a visitor badge, which must be visible at all times. During events that are open to the public, exceptions and modifications to these procedures may be posted.

When you are leaving, return your badge and the time of your departure will be recorded. This is a very important step, because in the event of an emergency evacuation, such as a fire drill, we will be using the visitor log to make sure that all guests are accounted for and have exited safely.

While some of these measures may create anxiety, inconvenience or delays, they are necessary steps to provide the safest and most secure learning environment possible.

We hope that by following these basic procedures, our schools will be safer for our guests, our staff, and especially for our students.

Thank you for being our partners in this important effort.


I say let the kid have his date and let the porn star pretend that she lost her virginity at the prom.
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