Jane Russell RIP

Dave · 02-28-2011, 11:02 PM

bye bye baby.

Fans everywhere mourn the loss of Jane Russell, who passed away today at the age of 89. Ms. Russell, famous for her roles in the 1940's and 1950's in classics such as The Outlaw (1941) and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953), was discovered by Howard Hughes at the age of 19.

Russell's first film, Hughes' The Outlaw, took years to achieve a wide release. It was filmed in 1941 and took ages to get past the censors, due mostly to the manner in which Jane Russell was filmed. With FIlmChat in 2009, when asked about how this affected her, as a young girl, a new actress, and a devout Christian, Ms. Russell said that, "It was a big fuss! But it was all about some cleavage. Today they are doing cleavage in the back!" She also said that the early controversy got her accustomed to being assertive with the press.

Russell had a great film career that spanned decades and included parts portraying famous cowgirls Calamity Jane (Paleface) and Belle Starr (Montana Belle), and playing opposite such greats as Bob Hope, Marilyn Monroe, and Roy Rogers. While her career died out a bit in the 1960's, it was revitalized in the 1970's when she became a spokesperson for Playtex. She appeared on television throughout the 1980s and in later years, became an outspoken proponent of her faith in various interviews.She published an autobiography in 1985 called, "Jane Russell: My Paths and My Detours: An Autobiography."

The esteemed Jane Russell, you will be missed.

Particle Man · 03-01-2011, 12:08 AM

Rip

pauldun170 · 03-01-2011, 12:34 AM

She was really old
I would not hit it.
If someone invented a time machine and took me back to when she was a more reasonable age...I still would not hit it.
I'm married

Adeptus_Minor · 03-01-2011, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

If someone invented a time machine and took me back to when she was a more reasonable age...I still would not hit it.
I'm married

BS.
If you go back to a time before your wife was even born, I think that qualifies as a hall pass.
What happens in the past stays in the past.

Dave · 03-01-2011, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

She was really old
I would not hit it.
If someone invented a time machine and took me back to when she was a more reasonable age...I still would not hit it.
I'm married

yer lying if you wouldnt circa gentlemen prefer blondes

pauldun170 · 03-01-2011, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

yer lying if you wouldnt circa gentlemen prefer blondes

My wife my see an old newspaper with time traveling me on the cover banging Jane Russell.

The argument "it happened before we met would be technically true but she would still divorce me because she can still claim we were married.
Divorce is expensive.
Traveling back in time for a night to bang Jane Russell would be cool but it is simply not worth the cost of divorce.

Plus there are kids involved.

Lamnidae · 03-01-2011, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

My wife my see an old newspaper with time traveling me on the cover banging Jane Russell.

The argument "it happened before we met would be technically true but she would still divorce me because she can still claim we were married.
Divorce is expensive.
Traveling back in time for a night to bang Jane Russell would be cool but it is simply not worth the cost of divorce.

Plus there are kids involved.

.....

wtf... Dude, it's clearly in the "Get Out Of Jail Free" category.

goof2 · 03-01-2011, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

My wife my see an old newspaper with time traveling me on the cover banging Jane Russell.

The argument "it happened before we met would be technically true but she would still divorce me because she can still claim we were married.
Divorce is expensive.
Traveling back in time for a night to bang Jane Russell would be cool but it is simply not worth the cost of divorce.

Plus there are kids involved.

That is why you go back, pick up your younger pre-marriage self, then have that version of you bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

pauldun170 · 03-01-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2

That is why you go back, pick up your younger pre-marriage self, then have that version of you bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

didn't you ever see TimeCop?

If I accidently touch my pre marriage self then thats it...kaput.

Plus what you are proposing is that I first go back to my pre marriage self and then then tell him to use the time machine to bang Jane Russell.

I then have to rely on that asshole to come back with the time machine so I can use it to go back and put the kids to bed.

This is turning into a whole lot of work just to get some sex.

Mr Lefty · 03-01-2011, 12:35 AM

damn RIP

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Jane Russell RIP bye bye baby. Fans everywhere mourn the loss of Jane Russell, who passed away today at the age of 89. Ms. Russell, famous for her roles in the 1940's and 1950's in classics such as The Outlaw (1941) and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953), was discovered by Howard Hughes at the age of 19. Russell's first film, Hughes' The Outlaw, took years to achieve a wide release. It was filmed in 1941 and took ages to get past the censors, due mostly to the manner in which Jane Russell was filmed. With FIlmChat in 2009, when asked about how this affected her, as a young girl, a new actress, and a devout Christian, Ms. Russell said that, "It was a big fuss! But it was all about some cleavage. Today they are doing cleavage in the back!" She also said that the early controversy got her accustomed to being assertive with the press. Russell had a great film career that spanned decades and included parts portraying famous cowgirls Calamity Jane (Paleface) and Belle Starr (Montana Belle), and playing opposite such greats as Bob Hope, Marilyn Monroe, and Roy Rogers. While her career died out a bit in the 1960's, it was revitalized in the 1970's when she became a spokesperson for Playtex. She appeared on television throughout the 1980s and in later years, became an outspoken proponent of her faith in various interviews.She published an autobiography in 1985 called, "Jane Russell: My Paths and My Detours: An Autobiography." The esteemed Jane Russell, you will be missed. __________________ TWF Post whore #6

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