Rent-A-Nigga

OneSickPsycho · 11-02-2012, 11:28 AM

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/3358576230.html

Particle Man · 11-02-2012, 11:32 AM

RACER X · 11-02-2012, 11:33 AM

dang, locked down already!

Trip · 11-02-2012, 11:34 AM

In case it gets flagged for removal

Quote:

Need a nigga for what ever reason? New service called Rent A Nigga.

Having a party? Need a nigga to be security? Rent a nigga.

Want to make your ex boyfriend jealous? Rent a nigga and take him to the bar where he hangs out.

Going to a new club? Don't want to go alone? Rent a nigga.

Having a BBQ? Don't know how to work the grill? Rent a Nigga!

Kid getting bullied at school? Rent a few niggas to walk him or her to school for a couple of days.

Family visiting Chicago? Worried about violence in the city? Rent a nigga. Trust us. No one is going to mess with you if you have one with you.

The possibilities are endless.

Real Service. Not a joke.

Email us if you have any questions or want to book a nigga.

Discount for renting more than one nigga at a time.

Disclaimer

Niggas cannot be hired to do anything illegal. All travel, meals and expenses must be paid for by the client. Niggas are available for overnight and out of town travel.

Rentanigga.com

Interested in Being a nigga for rent? Send us your picture. Face and head to toe. Please include your contact information and any special skills you have that you feel may make you a good nigga for rent.

"Everyone needs a good nigga every once in a while"

OneSickPsycho · 11-02-2012, 11:45 AM

Homeslice · 11-02-2012, 08:31 PM

The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".

CasterTroy · 11-05-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".

Given his profile pic is him takin a shit in a new(ish) prison cell....yeah, likely

RACER X · 11-05-2012, 10:06 AM

next: rent to own plans!

OneSickPsycho · 11-05-2012, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RACER X

next: rent to own plans!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyu2jAD6sdo

VatorMan · 11-05-2012, 02:53 PM

I can bet you my rentals from DC would whip the ass of any other cities rentals.

11-02-2012, 11:28 AM	#1
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Rent-A-Nigga http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/3358576230.html

11-02-2012, 11:32 AM	#2
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

11-02-2012, 11:33 AM	#3
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	dang, locked down already! __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

11-02-2012, 11:45 AM	#5
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Last edited by OneSickPsycho; 11-02-2012 at 11:48 AM.. Reason: upload didn't work.

11-05-2012, 10:06 AM	#8
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	next: rent to own plans! __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

11-02-2012, 08:31 PM	#6
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	The first one is the only one who looks like he might be able to do some damage. Emphasis on "might".

11-05-2012, 02:53 PM	#10
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	I can bet you my rentals from DC would whip the ass of any other cities rentals.