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Old 07-07-2010, 06:08 PM   #1
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Default Not Cold Steel But Still Thanks Amazon...

Amazon...yeesh. So I get the urge to look for a wall hanging sword after seeing those Cold Steel weapons in the other thread. Do a quick search and find this dog on Amazon for $35 shipped. Well, I know that I won't be able to storm the castles of Normandy with it but what the heck? I place my order and wait.

Well, bless my soul but they send me TWO of the dang things and they look pretty darn good! Again, I'm not going on a "Butcher's Rampage" with them but they look and feel cool enough to hang on the wall and "play" with once in a while...

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Old 07-07-2010, 06:18 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:19 PM   #3
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Dude, stop wasting your money on knock-off swords and buy a fricken mop!
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:59 AM   #4
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Dude, stop wasting your money on knock-off swords and buy a fricken mop!
Nope! That is not on the agenda! Besides it was mopped this year... Dude you guys are no fun at all! This is why me and Dave are banging young kittens and you lot are stuck with old, rotten, mangy pussies!!! You are taking life way too seriously!
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:38 AM   #5
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Nope! That is not on the agenda! Besides it was mopped this year... Dude you guys are no fun at all! This is why me and Dave are banging young kittens and you lot are stuck with old, rotten, mangy pussies!!! You are taking life way too seriously!
hey, dont lump me in damnit....
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:42 AM   #6
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Nope! That is not on the agenda! Besides it was mopped this year... Dude you guys are no fun at all! This is why me and Dave are banging young kittens and you lot are stuck with old, rotten, mangy pussies!!! You are taking life way too seriously!
Bahahahaha I was telling vics dad the other day that I got my trophy wife early
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Nope! That is not on the agenda! Besides it was mopped this year... Dude you guys are no fun at all! This is why me and Dave are banging young kittens and you lot are stuck with old, rotten, mangy pussies!!! You are taking life way too seriously!
So what you're saying is, to take life easy you have to fuck an 18 yr old. What you're really saying is pedo's are REALLY taking life easy.


When I was in high school you were a loser if you were older and hanger around high schools. I guess money changes that assumption?



I prefer my anime fake blades to come sharpen muthafuckas!

"This Ichigo Tensa Bankai sword is 68" with a amazing Black Blade With Handle has Metal Chain. Blade featuring High carbon steel this is truly a one-of-a-kind piece, a must-have for any Anime fan, comes sharpened!"

Damn straight I want my chinese made sword to come sharpened. How else am I going to role play?
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:40 PM   #8
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So what you're saying is, to take life easy you have to fuck an 18 yr old. What you're really saying is pedo's are REALLY taking life easy.


When I was in high school you were a loser if you were older and hanger around high schools. I guess money changes that assumption?



I prefer my anime fake blades to come sharpen muthafuckas!

"This Ichigo Tensa Bankai sword is 68" with a amazing Black Blade With Handle has Metal Chain. Blade featuring High carbon steel this is truly a one-of-a-kind piece, a must-have for any Anime fan, comes sharpened!"

Damn straight I want my chinese made sword to come sharpened. How else am I going to role play?

Um did you saw "Chinese made sword" like it's a bad thing? The Chinese were making top quality swords when your ancestors were still finger painting in caves!
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Um did you saw "Chinese made sword" like it's a bad thing? The Chinese were making top quality swords when your ancestors were still finger painting in caves!
There's a big difference between a sword maker back then using all of time and sweet than some average joe's using a steel press.

I did watch a special on how ceramic knives were made. Very cool. The blades are made with machines, but every single one is hand sharpened by and expert. Might need to add these to throwing knives. LOL


I have this one. It says Pakistan on my though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqNDVZkYD8I

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Old 07-08-2010, 11:04 PM   #10
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Um did you saw "Chinese made sword" like it's a bad thing? The Chinese were making top quality swords when your ancestors were still finger painting in caves!
I got a dao and a jian, both are very nice. I wouldn't use them for fighting though, they are old, plus mounted in frames.

My dad usually gets me an old sword that's native to wherever he is at, I got some really nice middle eastern weaponry.
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