So a guy gets hit in the crotch with a golfball a week before his wedding

'73 H1 Triple · 04-22-2011, 07:22 PM

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally
gets himself to the doctor.

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and
my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his
honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal
a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he saw them.

She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE...

Particle Man · 04-22-2011, 08:04 PM

Adeptus_Minor · 04-22-2011, 10:10 PM

Approved.

Kaneman · 04-23-2011, 04:09 PM

Probably would've been more funny if I hadn't taken a knee right to the boys in Jiu Jitsu this morning.

'73 H1 Triple · 04-23-2011, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Probably would've been more funny if I hadn't taken a knee right to the boys in Jiu Jitsu this morning.

Missed the block?

Kaneman · 04-24-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

Missed the block?

No its submission wrestling, no strikes.....I caught a knee in both balls as a guy tried to pass my open guard (both legs spread). Ouch.

'73 H1 Triple · 04-24-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

No its submission wrestling, no strikes.....I caught a knee in both balls as a guy tried to pass my open guard (both legs spread). Ouch.

I think "ouch" is an understatement. Hopefully no permanent damage to the boys.

wildchild · 04-25-2011, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

No its submission wrestling, no strikes.....I caught a knee in both balls as a guy tried to pass my open guard (both legs spread). Ouch.

that's why most guys don't spread their legs for other guys........I'm gonna get killed for this I know...

Particle Man · 04-24-2011, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Probably would've been more funny if I hadn't taken a knee right to the boys in Jiu Jitsu this morning.

Gotta work on that sidestep

04-22-2011, 07:22 PM	#1
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04-22-2011, 10:10 PM	#3
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