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Old 05-12-2011, 07:39 PM   #1
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Default Finally! A Segway that won't make you look gay

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Old 05-12-2011, 07:56 PM   #2
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No, that one makes you look gay too.

They make something called a dirt bike, it's pretty fuckin sweet and you don't look like a douche that can't ride.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:37 PM   #3
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Disagree. That is for the self conscious segway owner who hasn't quite accepted their gheyness.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:44 PM   #4
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Yeah still lame.
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Old 05-12-2011, 11:37 PM   #5
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I think it's cool...but I would rather have a dirtbike.
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Old 05-13-2011, 12:30 AM   #6
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wouldnt it be faster with christie suspension?
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:14 AM   #7
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That's pretty fucking gay
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OK, maybe it needs a turret. Would it get the anti-zombie seal of approval then?
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OK, maybe it needs a turret. Would it get the anti-zombie seal of approval then?
And a flame thrower. And a grenade launcher.

Then MAYBE
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:59 AM   #10
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but wait, it can be remotely operated. personal robot is cool.
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