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Old 03-08-2010, 11:45 AM   #1
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Default Botched butt jobs

This made me lol for some reason if they use regular caulking I can do that shit in my garage

http://www.1010wins.com/NJ-Officials...spital/6521187
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:54 AM   #2
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You can laugh, but they all make a really good seal when they sit on the toilet now.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:00 PM   #3
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Butt implants should be outlawed.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:08 PM   #4
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:04 PM   #5
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?
White girls with plate asses.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:16 PM   #6
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?
I can think of more than one girl in need of it...

Others that need a reduction.

It doesnt have to be big, we dont want that. Just nice and round.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:10 PM   #7
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Old 03-08-2010, 02:17 PM   #8
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Yes let's implant something that you'll probably feel every time you sit down. That's gotta be comfortable.
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Old 03-08-2010, 02:24 PM   #9
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Yes let's implant something that you'll probably feel every time you sit down. That's gotta be comfortable.
This part of the story kinda stands out...

"apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers."

YIKES!! "So you want a butt implant? I can probably do that, come over next weekend with a bottle of whiskey and some silicone!!"
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Old 03-08-2010, 02:30 PM   #10
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This part of the story kinda stands out...

"apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers."

YIKES!! "So you want a butt implant? I can probably do that, come over next weekend with a bottle of whiskey and some silicone!!"
Ill have to inspect the current goods up close, before I commit to something as serious as surgery, drunk...
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