Do Not Eat

Avatard · 06-17-2009, 08:38 PM

Do not eat this stuff if you like movie theater popcorn:

Basically, it's the most tender corn puff ever (read: NO HULLS), slathered in way too much salt and that 10W-40 shit from the movies (just like you like it).

It's fucking crazy. Definitely DO NOT smoke a joint and then open a bag in the presence of more than one other person, or you may have to kill some of them.

You have been warned.

Also to be avoided: Herr's Hot Fries...OMG.

Gas Man · 06-18-2009, 02:25 AM

hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.

And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM

Archren · 06-18-2009, 06:56 AM

You are evil. Pure fucking evil. I want some. I'll probably binge on 3 bags of each. But after the crossfit ass-kickings my boss has been giving us the past couple weeks, I've earned it.

Avatard · 06-18-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Archren

You are evil.

No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.

Adeptus_Minor · 06-18-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.

They ought to measure that shit in 'sittings' not 'servings'.
Lay's kettle chips are my current vice... and those bags are usually 2-3 sittings for me.
God... no wonder I'm out of shape.

EpyonXero · 06-18-2009, 10:38 AM

Eh.. the fact that they cant actually call it "popcorn" scares me.

Trip · 06-18-2009, 10:39 AM

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Archren · 06-18-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.

I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors. I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first...

Avatard · 06-18-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Archren

I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors.

I am in search of the cheese variety myself. I live in fear that they are as good.

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Originally Posted by Archren

I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first.

I'd leave room.

Avatard · 06-18-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.

And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM

Herr's Hot Fries > Andy Capp's Hot Fries

06-17-2009, 08:38 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Do Not Eat Do not eat this stuff if you like movie theater popcorn: Basically, it's the most tender corn puff ever (read: NO HULLS), slathered in way too much salt and that 10W-40 shit from the movies (just like you like it). It's fucking crazy. Definitely DO NOT smoke a joint and then open a bag in the presence of more than one other person, or you may have to kill some of them. You have been warned. Also to be avoided: Herr's Hot Fries...OMG. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-18-2009, 02:25 AM	#2
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn. And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

06-18-2009, 06:56 AM	#3
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	You are evil. Pure fucking evil. I want some. I'll probably binge on 3 bags of each. But after the crossfit ass-kickings my boss has been giving us the past couple weeks, I've earned it. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

06-18-2009, 10:38 AM	#6
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	Eh.. the fact that they cant actually call it "popcorn" scares me.