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Old 04-09-2009, 05:45 PM   #1
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Default TWFix Box o' Crap: What's in the box?!?!

Let the fun begin!

Immediately I'm both elated and disappointed. A quick sniff and shake of the box tells me it's probably not feces. Hooray! But it's too small to be a severed head, totally removing the potential awesomeness of a Se7en reference.

So let's dive right in...

F*ck yeah tshirt! We're off to a damn good start!







Areva Hat. Nope, no clue what Areva is.


Sweet, an empty cassette box of romantic tunes and granny porn. It's gonna be a good night. The TWFix cards cover the naughty stuff quite well.


A map, a bike, and a free meal. Could this be a clue?


Go into the light.


Super Bounce Ball??! Fuck yeah! Now, excuse me, I need to dig out my old nextel to see if it fits this holder. Then it's off to Mickey D's for some nuggets. Thanks Trip!
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:47 PM   #2
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Get rid of the granny porn and it's not a bad score.
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:59 PM   #3
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Get rid of the granny porn and it's not a bad score.

Whoa hold on just one minute...
That's 4 hours worth of granny porn.

You don't just throw that away....
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:47 PM   #4
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hahahaha. Some good stuff though.
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:49 PM   #5
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Ha! I was right about a TWF shirt and stickers!

Granny porn??? OMG!
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:49 PM   #6
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Hooray for granny porn. :nana2:
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:52 PM   #7
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Bahahaha! Great booty Corey!
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Old 04-09-2009, 06:00 PM   #8
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Awesome!!
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