Dead man walking

[tommymac]

I fogot today is karens birthday, so I will be dying a slow painful death around 8pm.

Tom

[askmrjesus]

You're fucked.

Well, actually you're the opposite of fucked, un-fucked, if you will.

JC

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You're fucked.

Well, actually you're the opposite of fucked, un-fucked, if you will.

JC

Tell dad I will be seeing him soon. if you can put in a good word for me so they let me in

Tom

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I fogot today is karens birthday, so I will be dying a slow painful death around 8pm.

Tom

YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP.

ah fuck it...
What's she gonna do? Throw you out?

Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email.

Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH?


Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers.



I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating.

This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"

[Archren]

Wow, dude. Nice knowing ya.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP.

ah fuck it...
What's she gonna do? Throw you out?

Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email.

Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH?


Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers.



I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating.

This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"

You're on a roll today, aren't you?

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?

Dummy

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?

Dummy

I cant leave the job site till theyre done

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I cant leave the job site till theyre done

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

What woman wouldn't love some fork oil on her birthday?

Oh yeah, YOURS!

JC

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I cant leave the job site till theyre done

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

If you want any chance of living... you better put the forks on the back burner... Putting your forks before remembering/saving her birthday... it would suck to be you.