Rant

Avatard · 01-16-2010, 02:59 PM

Pet hair. If it wasn't for pet hair, I could probably vacuum my house 4 times a year.

I don't care how often you fucking vacuum, or dust, rolling your own smokes and owning pets is just a shitty combo.

By the time I die, I will have smoked an entire dog.

/rant

askmrjesus · 01-16-2010, 04:54 PM

You ain't kidding.

Between the cats and the dogs, I've got dust bunnies the size of Pomeranians, and that's with sweeping the hardwoods every other day.

JC

Papa_Complex · 01-16-2010, 05:37 PM

Are you sure those AREN'T Pomeranians? Sometimes it has to be tough, with that menagerie. Cats in pots, and all that.

101lifts2 · 01-16-2010, 05:41 PM

What does pet hair have to do with rolling ur joints? Do you dump the mj into the carpet then scoop it up by hand and smoke it?

marko138 · 01-16-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

What does pet hair have to do with rolling ur joints? Do you dump the mj into the carpet then scoop it up by hand and smoke it?

That seriously made me laugh.

101lifts2 · 01-16-2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

That seriously made me laugh.

I like fuckin around with the Tard...

marko138 · 01-16-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I like fuckin around with the Tard...

I just read it again, still funny the 2nd time.

cbrchick · 01-16-2010, 06:07 PM

I own 4 different vacuums for one large black lab. And 3 swiffers... I'd have hours of free time if not for the constant cleaning. I love my dog, but I wish he were hairless at times.

I have very little free time with an infant in the house, and instead of doing something for me when I have a few minutes, I am cleaning.

I've also come to accept that everything tastes better with dog hair.

Avatard · 01-16-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

What does pet hair have to do with rolling ur joints? Do you dump the mj into the carpet then scoop it up by hand and smoke it?

I have hardwoods. Dander wafts everywhere. I could hire a full time swifferrer, and there would still be fucking dog dander tumbleweeds.

Papa_Complex · 01-16-2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

I have hardwoods. Dander wafts everywhere. I could hire a full time swifferrer, and there would still be fucking dog dander tumbleweeds.

A herd of free-range Roombas might help. They'd also drive the pets nuts.

01-16-2010, 02:59 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Rant Pet hair. If it wasn't for pet hair, I could probably vacuum my house 4 times a year. I don't care how often you fucking vacuum, or dust, rolling your own smokes and owning pets is just a shitty combo. By the time I die, I will have smoked an entire dog. /rant __________________ Insert free thought here.

01-16-2010, 04:54 PM	#2
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	You ain't kidding. Between the cats and the dogs, I've got dust bunnies the size of Pomeranians, and that's with sweeping the hardwoods every other day. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

01-16-2010, 05:37 PM	#3
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Are you sure those AREN'T Pomeranians? Sometimes it has to be tough, with that menagerie. Cats in pots, and all that. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

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101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	What does pet hair have to do with rolling ur joints? Do you dump the mj into the carpet then scoop it up by hand and smoke it? __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

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01-16-2010, 06:07 PM	#8
cbrchick Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Moto: Honda CBR 600, Yamaha Zuma 50, Suzuki SV1000 Posts: 395	I own 4 different vacuums for one large black lab. And 3 swiffers... I'd have hours of free time if not for the constant cleaning. I love my dog, but I wish he were hairless at times. I have very little free time with an infant in the house, and instead of doing something for me when I have a few minutes, I am cleaning. I've also come to accept that everything tastes better with dog hair.