Say Cucumber

CrazyKell · 11-05-2009, 02:15 PM

Don't ask me how this works. It's like some strange voodoo magic.

I'm at work and I got the hiccups. A girl at a desk near mine says "Say cucumber." I said it and voila! no more hiccups!

HurricaneHeather · 11-05-2009, 02:17 PM

Yep. Voodoo. It's gotta be.

My husband claims that hiccups are 100% voluntary because he never gets them. I am trying to find a way to prove him wrong. I have tried thus far in vain.

Rider · 11-05-2009, 02:25 PM

Carrots give me hiccups every time I eat them so I doubt the are "Voluntary".

HurricaneHeather · 11-05-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Carrots give me hiccups every time I eat them so I doubt the are "Voluntary".

Yeah, I get them all the time for all sorts of reasons. But he NEVER gets them. EVER. I need to call his mom and ask him if he got em as a baby. Maybe he's like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable or something.

CrazyKell · 11-05-2009, 02:47 PM

Weird. I know people who never get them either and then some people get them all the time.

I also know a woman who cannot burp. Just simply cannot and does not burp.

I, on the other hand, burp constantly. It's ridiculous. I mean, it's a joke with all my friends because I can't really help it but.....seriously I sound like a trucker!

Sean · 11-05-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I also know a woman who cannot burp. Just simply cannot and does not burp.

Me neither.

That means I fart a whole lot.

karl_1052 · 11-05-2009, 02:55 PM

Kell, what is it with you and cucumbers this week?

azoomm · 11-05-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I also know a woman who cannot burp. Just simply cannot and does not burp.

I can't.

pauldun170 · 11-05-2009, 02:25 PM

I used to be able to get rid of my wifes hiccups by saying...
"You're Pregnant"

That was before we had kids

ontwo · 11-05-2009, 03:21 PM

The only thing that works for me is to drink out of the opposite side of a glass

11-05-2009, 02:15 PM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Say Cucumber Don't ask me how this works. It's like some strange voodoo magic. I'm at work and I got the hiccups. A girl at a desk near mine says "Say cucumber." I said it and voila! no more hiccups!

11-05-2009, 02:55 PM	#7
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Kell, what is it with you and cucumbers this week? __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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11-05-2009, 02:17 PM	#2
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Yep. Voodoo. It's gotta be. My husband claims that hiccups are 100% voluntary because he never gets them. I am trying to find a way to prove him wrong. I have tried thus far in vain.

11-05-2009, 02:25 PM	#3
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Carrots give me hiccups every time I eat them so I doubt the are "Voluntary".

11-05-2009, 02:47 PM	#5
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Weird. I know people who never get them either and then some people get them all the time. I also know a woman who cannot burp. Just simply cannot and does not burp. I, on the other hand, burp constantly. It's ridiculous. I mean, it's a joke with all my friends because I can't really help it but.....seriously I sound like a trucker!

11-05-2009, 03:21 PM	#10
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	The only thing that works for me is to drink out of the opposite side of a glass