"stop Feeding The Birds"

TATER · 04-19-2008, 09:39 PM

I bought a bird feeder.

I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
seed.

What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly
with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio,
above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop.

It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs,
the table everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean.

They would dive bomb me and try
to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud.

They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded
that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

So I
took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I
cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no
one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.

Our government gives out free food, subsidized
housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born
here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly our taxes
went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5
families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room
doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to
hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other
than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down
the bird feeder.

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-19-2008, 09:44 PM

fuckin A. either that or buy a .22.

WARputer · 04-19-2008, 09:45 PM

Well said !

NONE_too_SOFT · 04-19-2008, 10:00 PM

but seriously, you have to press 1 for English not because of your government, but because of capitalism. lets not get ahead of ourselves.

TATER · 04-19-2008, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

but seriously, you have to press 1 for English not because of your government, but because of capitalism. lets not get ahead of ourselves.

True.. I switched banks because I finally used an ATM last month that did not say "Press 1 for English" and I called the Bank and let the bank manager know "this is why I chose your bank. Don't go changing it on me now."

Mr Lefty · 04-19-2008, 10:07 PM

I understand the frustration... but it's part of the foundation that America was founded upon... Freedom and the pursuit of happiness...

but that whole press 1 for english is fucking anoying... then again... look at fuck'n europe... there's like 5 lanuages that are common to just about every country...

TATER · 04-19-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

I understand the frustration... but it's part of the foundation that America was founded upon... Freedom and the pursuit of happiness...

There comes a time to close the door to those in pursuit of happiness, in order to maintain a level of happiness that we are all entitled to. This country was founded by immagrants however it was created by Revolution!

The Boston Tea Party was nothing... If this country truly has another great depression and we cannot provide essential life services to people who were born and raised here our whole lives due to overpopulation and depleted public assistance funds, the second revolutionary war will be a good one.

Mr Lefty · 04-19-2008, 11:26 PM

but then it comes into... what gives us the right to deny the rights and happieness of others to guarentee our own? because we were here first?

don't get me wrong... something needs to be done... but closing our borders is the easy way out IMO... and wouldn't solve the problem anyhow. Those that come though and propperly immigrate aren't the ones begg'n for food and protesting... it's the illegals.

I think we need to STRENGTHEN our borders... not close them... once that's done... deport every illegal immigrant and make them go through the propper channels. fuck assilum... just like in fucking school... you cut and get caught... boom... end of the fucking line! try it again... you've just fucked yourself... no soup for you.

upshift · 04-19-2008, 11:33 PM

Nice post. I live close to the carpet capital of the world and there are ALOT of hispanics here. Now Im not racist but I am really starting to get fed up with all of them coming over here and thinking that they can try to make us learn Spanish. I have no respect for the ones that come here and dont speak a drop of English and cant understand why we cant talk to them back. There are some of those that come into where I work and I cant stand them. On the other hand there are a few that will sit and hold a conversation with you in ENGLISH and its cool. Okay Im done with my rant...

04-19-2008, 09:39 PM	#1
TATER Legend in his own mind Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: MA Moto: CBR Posts: 58	"stop Feeding The Birds" I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

04-19-2008, 09:45 PM	#3
WARputer WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lake Murray, South Carolina Moto: 2005 Hayabusa Posts: 625	Well said ! __________________ Chris

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04-19-2008, 09:44 PM	#2
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	fuckin A. either that or buy a .22.

04-19-2008, 10:00 PM	#4
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	but seriously, you have to press 1 for English not because of your government, but because of capitalism. lets not get ahead of ourselves.

04-19-2008, 10:07 PM	#6
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	I understand the frustration... but it's part of the foundation that America was founded upon... Freedom and the pursuit of happiness... but that whole press 1 for english is fucking anoying... then again... look at fuck'n europe... there's like 5 lanuages that are common to just about every country...

04-19-2008, 11:26 PM	#8
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	but then it comes into... what gives us the right to deny the rights and happieness of others to guarentee our own? because we were here first? don't get me wrong... something needs to be done... but closing our borders is the easy way out IMO... and wouldn't solve the problem anyhow. Those that come though and propperly immigrate aren't the ones begg'n for food and protesting... it's the illegals. I think we need to STRENGTHEN our borders... not close them... once that's done... deport every illegal immigrant and make them go through the propper channels. fuck assilum... just like in fucking school... you cut and get caught... boom... end of the fucking line! try it again... you've just fucked yourself... no soup for you.

04-19-2008, 11:33 PM	#9
upshift Looing for a bike... Join Date: Mar 2008 Moto: Nothing at the moment Posts: 571	Nice post. I live close to the carpet capital of the world and there are ALOT of hispanics here. Now Im not racist but I am really starting to get fed up with all of them coming over here and thinking that they can try to make us learn Spanish. I have no respect for the ones that come here and dont speak a drop of English and cant understand why we cant talk to them back. There are some of those that come into where I work and I cant stand them. On the other hand there are a few that will sit and hold a conversation with you in ENGLISH and its cool. Okay Im done with my rant...