Ok... bbm me

How far away are you two from each other?

From the looks of things, two inches...

:lol: Well played.

hilarious.. nicely done fucker..

we are about 30 minutes from each other..

I need a do over. This day sucks.

i agree, i started this day off in the ER, can i have a mulligan?

I'm going home in 30 minutes...happy early weekend to me. :rockwoot:

What happened? Hope you're okay...

i agree as well or let's just move to tomorrow.. fuck this day

I don't want to hear it!

I worked from 7-5, cut the grass from 5-7, shower and eat, left bk to work at 8, bk here till 3am or so.

work is the suck tonight. too many damn pelvic exams and shits just dragging out. plus my shits are all screwey this weekend :(

Poop problems?

Took you 2 hours to cut the grass?? Your yard doesn't look that damn big from the pics you've posted! Was your walker getting in the way of the mower or what?

I wish, all gyn sort of stuff. And I got cursed out by 2 ghetto rats with 3rd grade educations. One was bitching she couldnt breathe yet she was talking to anyone who would listen, onl yproblem was I didnt want to listen LOL

I know... that's the point!! The F'in grass was probably over 8" high. I had to cut it in the lowest speed (walk behind) and in the front yard I was only getting like 4-6 passes to empty of the bag. Must have started that damn thing at least 25 times.

Don't bag it, duh. Just start in the middle and blow it in a windrow, then pick it up if you must.

Nope. I bag the front almost all the time. Only time I don't is if its seeding or something with the fertilizer. Further, it was so damn long it would have been like bailing hay.

Under stand that for the front yard I'm basically a lawn guy/freak. I have the most "kept" grass on my street. Well besides this week anyway. Lol

So just blow it in a windrow and rake it up. Don't have to stop so much and restart the mower.

You don't understand. He has to have the nice pretty mowed grass lines left in it. He even gets bent out of shape when ANY of his neighbors walk in it and mess it up with footprints. The only exception to this rule is the kids, he doesn't start the "You damn kids get off my lawn" speach till they are at least 16. Hell, he even started the "wave" pattern cut to add to the look of the "up/down", the "side-to-side", and the "diagonal."

I can somewhat understand as I hate when my yard looks like poo but I don't get bent about the walking on it after a fresh mow. Now ride through my yard with a bycycle and I may get a little pissed.

But that's his thing

so no burnouts on your front lawn :lol:

And I drive a 8,000 lb truck through mine randomly... :lol:

Nope not in my front.... back yard maybe.

Yep.. my thing. But heck most of the time caveman never even comes out of his cave to do anything outside. Another reason why he goes by that.

I like a nice lawn too. I mow mine a different direction each time. I like the nice lines and shits in it too.

I'm with Gas on this. Stay off my motherfucking lawn.

I would totally trench ya'll lawns if I lived nearby. LOL

good odds, they come back with a dog or gun comment.

You'll stay off my fucking lawn. My fence helps insure that.

short wood fence or chain link?

None of your damn business.

I will adjust for worst case then, LOL

Did you just type "roadtrip" for me and my truck? Muahahah

Go anywhere near my grass and I'll shoot your sorry southern ass. :lol

You seem really fascinated with getting ass...

Yeah... I'm married.

"How you doin sexy?" ;)

notice he said go anywhere near my grass and i will shoot you, but if you go near his ass he will back up into ya..

Short wood, it should be easy to take out.

Want me to pick up soem beers :rockwoot:

Sounds like a plan to me.

so everyones roadtrip plans are clever ploys. its twf rally 2011 at markos house and were breakin the fence :rockwoot:

Let's bring him a couple cases of good beer. We are taking out his fence and trenching his yard, we can at least leave him a lot of good beer to drown his sorrow.

Leave a lot of good beer, can tmake any promises there :lol:

At least you're not totally cold blooded.

yeah, tommy's the enforcer

Has anyone given any thought to where our country is going judging by the current crop of young people?

Every day I deal with a truck load of college students, who's mommies and daddies still pay for everything, do all their thinking for them and make all their phone calls. These 20 somethings can't tell me where they live or what their social security is and the list goes on. (They have to call their roommate, try to tell me they live in a PO Box or call mommy to tell them what they should know themselves.)

And every day I shudder to think that if these idiots are where our country is now, lord help us all when they need to have jobs and actually be a productive member of society.

We're doomed.

No we are fucked. We are waiting for the reach around but it will never come.

Thanks for that explosive expose on what has been wrong with the country for the last eleventy billion years.

Yeh kids today are dumb, no common sense. Dont worry we were dumb too, with no common sense. Our parents were dumb too with no common sense, same goes for our grand parents. I wouldnt worry too much about them. It the 40 somethings that are dumb as a rock that scare me

Yeah but when you were 18 or older were Mommy and Daddy still paying all your bills while you sat around and got fat/high/arrested for stupidity? Were they still making all your phone calls, all your decisions while you didn't know your own address, social security or phone number?

At 12 I had a full time job and paid for everything I wanted except food at the parents table. At 16 I bought my own cell phone, with my own money, paid all my minimal bills and paid rent to my parents and drove a $500 car thats the one thing my parents ever actually bought for me. When I was 18 I had 2 full time jobs, bought my own car, knew where I lived, my SS, all the phone numbers for emergencies, etc. I was also able to hold a telephone call that didnt consist of "uh, uh i dunno" as well as hold polite social conversation in person. At 19 I bought my first house.

I mean really. I may have been an overachiever, but at the ripe old age of 18 (or OLDER), when you are living on your own, albeit in the apartment your parents pay for and using the free bmw they gave you, as a college student should you not be able to do simple things on your own? How do these morons even get into college or sign up for classes?!?

The point is, YOU might have been ambitious. But, in "our day" there were plenty of mouth-breathers.

My daughter just did a project where she had to interview different people that grew up in different decades. "Teenager in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s" and the last question was "How is your generation different than those that came after you?" The answer was generally the same for each :lol:

Thats just sad. I know we all have dumb ppl in our generations, but I swear, EVERY SINGLE ONE I get in my office, be it for setting up utilities, probation, citations, etc, not a single one of them has the reasoning or intellectual power god gave a hamster. Had a new one last night, didnt know where she was born. *face plam*

Thats just sad. I know we all have dumb ppl in our generations, but I swear, EVERY SINGLE ONE I get in my office, be it for setting up utilities, probation, citations, etc, not a single one of them has the reasoning or intellectual power god gave a hamster. Had a new one last night, didnt know where she was born. *face plam*

That's because the others can get shit done without making it to your office...

bingo, the smart people don't end up fucking around in gov't offices. They get stupid people to handle it for them. LOL

they know how to delegate :)

Sorry guys, this office is old fashioned, we dont allow anyone to delegate, it all has to be done in person. On a rare occasion we allow them to do it via fax, but in general everyone has to come here in person, with id, etc to do anything. Therefore, they all gotta see me and 99.9% are like I described. I have to tell mommies all the time they cant do it, their kid has to.

Granted, I do deal with a lot of morons on the probation side...but thats to be expected...

:tremble: Whats up homies?

hey man, how you been?

Welcome back.

There he is.

Busy as heck. Love the new job but it's keeping me busy.

WTH Rider... when you coming down to hang with me & Mud?

a glorified AAA utility position player just won a Major league ballgame. I fucking love baseball.

One of these weekends. Mid June is looking good.

Sweet... hit me up on the telly.

Werd.

yes governa, please hit him up on the telly..

:P

i just fixed my playstation with an old arming switch from a nos fogger kit :p

You gonna mount it in the dash of your car now?

:lol:

I think hes prety much obligated to :lol:

At 10 am its a heat index of 101..... shits hot

What do you expect living near the equator :lol:

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?















































Because it's pecker is on it's head.

Clucking hilarious.

Does anyone else hate inane chatter?

I'm sitting at my desk listening to my boss and another coworker discuss their kitchen sinks. Literally.

And one of them comes in everyday to flipping read the paper, usually out loud, TO ME.

Everyday. I think Im going to hit the store when I go to the bank and get some noise canceling earphones. Maybe that will drown them out.

Wait, now it's dishwashers. And windows.

Yes. I hear it all the time. STFU!!!!

I can help them with the windows.

Overheard today:
Please don't call HR!
Quite possibly my new favorite phrase.

Is that followed by scream and I iwll kill you :lol:

In my mind I think I heard a zipper.

that can work too :lol:

I adore Revy.

Don't fucking click if you're at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKwaP...e_gdata_player

ok bitches here are some passwords for porn sites enjoy! u better go fast roody-poos they are for bangbros

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edit by trip: do not post stolen passwords on my site.

Hey look, particle is a member of bangbros...

Went out and finally did the service on the GS and washed it.

I have my first squared off rear tire, I feel ashamed...

Bank sign said 113F. FUCKING AWESOME!

I just got done burning my feet on the concrete. It is so fucking hot and dry here. The water situation is getting serious.

go drag your heads and feel better :lol:

he can prolly round them back off LOL

Thinking of selling the M109-R...use the proceeds to buy my daughter a car...and pick up a new Concours 14 next spring....

Decisions....decisions....

Damn children and the things we do for them...

Too bad we cant sell them, oh wait did I say that out loud :lol:

She's a good kid.....it's not really much of a decision...I just hate the hassle of fielding all of the non-serious inquiries about the bike. :lmao:

I'm too busy to ride much this summah anyway....sell it, get her car...and buy the more touring oriented bike in the Spring of next year....that plan sounds like a winnah. :dthumb:

Hahahaa. So what if I do this.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/677...as?rel=by_user

it's fucking friday.. that is all..

Spent/am spending just about my whole saturday working, well at least it helps me pay off the triumph.

ahh friday... how I have missed thee for 6 days..

whore

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001...10_xlarge.jpeg

Whats the first thing that came to mind seeing this?

Gangbang. Smiling cause the deed is done.

Hehehehe, but it looks like they left winston out