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Rangerscott 04-07-2011 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by defector (Post 462171)
So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?
Yes. I got one from sight.

Rangerscott 04-07-2011 09:06 PM
Have you ever done it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer?

Hydrant 04-07-2011 11:02 PM
Frozen peas count?

Rangerscott 04-07-2011 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Hydrant (Post 462308)
Frozen peas count?
Not your balls. :lol

dReWpY 04-08-2011 03:58 AM
Ever done it so much you couldn't stand up cause your legs were numb and you got dehydrated?

defector 04-08-2011 09:37 AM
Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

LeeNetworX 04-08-2011 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by defector (Post 462372)
Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
My eyes are watering...
:lol

tommymac 04-08-2011 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by defector (Post 462372)
Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:

defector 04-08-2011 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 462415)
Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:
But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out. :lol:

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?

Trip 04-08-2011 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 462415)
Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out :lol:
no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.


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