Wtf is tt shit. Don't show up on my phone!
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Gasman can't triforce
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Ok I'll take Trips picture over your other triforce gayness.
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Charlie Sheen on how he can do so many drugs:
"Because I'm me, I have tiger blood!" |
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IF YOU WORK IN IT, FUCK YOU, BASTARDS!
God damn, our IT decided the night I actually needed remote access would be an awesome night to fuck it up. Sweet, I may have to go back into work at 9pm to get one file I need for a meeting in the morning. Fuckers.... |
I think its required to be a fuck up to work in IT. Thats how it goes here.
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Honestly, our IT guy is the most overworked person at the place.
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anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?
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So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine." The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day. |
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You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."
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friday, that's all..
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another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.
guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed :lol: wish i could record this shit |
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almost time to go back to sleep. kinda hope i see the cheerleader again. a sure thing that was ;)
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Riding durrrrty.....
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just postwhoring through..
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Fixed the toilet and now giving it a test run.
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today, i really hated my job.
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Gay or not gay.
Saw two dudes in a convertable eclipse. This model. http://www.uneedapart.com/images/mit...ipse-parts.jpg I think the eclipse is a Bitch mobile. Either dumb women driving them like a race car or some skinny ass whitey ricer driving them. |
very gay.
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When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem
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my gf has one:
gay if it was turbo, fine if it was allwheel drive fine its neither, thus sucks as a "sports" car |
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Gay was my drive home from work.
30 miles. Rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, icy roads and 30+ mph winds... This is bullshit. |
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I dunno Derf, you wander into a ginger bread house you are just the right size to fit in the old confectioner...
:lol: Yeah, I know. Me too. You wear the freaky german shorts overalls and voila, instant Hansel. Find me a blond braided wig and I might pass as Gretel. Mental image. :rofl: |
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The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit |
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Yeah? Good... I'm sure his gore fetish was good and satisfied after we showed him pictures of what was left of his sons after we put several tow missiles into the house they were occupying. :lmao: |
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How bout beheading keeps the useful organs intact for harvest |
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http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6640360_n.jpg or like this (no, thank god thats not me) http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6669921_n.jpg |
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Fecking hell...what IS the mattah with some people?! :lol: |
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whatever vanilla :lol: |
mypadparent.com.
POSSIBLY NWS...... That is all. |
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anyone awake in this biotch |
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400hp comes at a cost and that damn car is not nearly as fast or fun, but stopping to fill up every other week is so much better then every week! |
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Summer needs to come sooner, so I can start riding. |
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im not saying it isnt a chick car by any means, but its sure beats the hell out of $55 fill ups in the WRX for just driving around town...
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eh, my other options are a accord with a breath lock on it from one of the other grad students that lost his lisence or a bicycle and when its raining the bike isnt really a option
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Drewpy, you are a homo, quit trying to escape that fact.
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you know it figures when im looking to move to knoxville, your leaving and headed to Chatty...
you making it to BosB? |
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