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anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?
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So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine." The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day. |
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You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."
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friday, that's all..
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another weird dream night. gods walked the earth accepting food tributes and giant pancakes fell from the sky. one morning the most powerful decided he wanted human sacrifices and when met with resistance he changed most of the population to zombies and left through a portal to another world. i was leading a party of vaguely familiar looking characters upstairs through this hotel full of zombies and mummies brutally killing them with my bare hands while the others made due with whatever they could find in an attempt to reach the portal at the top so we could cross over and kill the god responsible. at some point i found a big white couch and started making out with this cute brunette who was dressed as a cheerleader and the dream ended with me leading her by hand towards the bathroom for a quickie as this claudia black looking girl gave me disapproving looks.
guess thats what i get for watching farscape before bed :lol: wish i could record this shit |
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