oh snap....

How you know how low my balls do or don't hang? Damn perv!!!

'The dream was gone, yet I knew which way to go. As I walk I search the horizon for a trace of green. I am hopeful.'

Looking for a 10 year old +/- a year or 3 BMW

My neighbor owns Sharpe BMW in Grand Rapids. , call them ask for George Sharpe jr. Tell him his neighbor Ed sent you.

FINALLY done with my bathroom remodel... damn thing started with a suggestion of repainting. Turned into a full on remodel. FUCK. Oh the things I do while my husband is off at work :lol:

Before:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5..._2011_9981.jpg

After:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5..._2011_3591.jpg

thanks I will check it out although the fun governor doesn't like the idea so i might just parlay it into a new R1 instead..

chaos this week though.. and next week.. and two weeks from now.. it's going to be a busy next few weeks for me..

Wow, I love that new light fixture.
That arrangement makes it look like the lavatory is longer than it was before.

I like the new bathroom. I hate those damn lights in the "before" pic. Are the mirrors cabinets or just mirrors?

Cabinets. I'm tired of my kids leaving things out on the countertop. Problem solved :) These were the only medicine cabinets that were external mount that didn't look like they should be inset.

I hope I'm not the only one tired of hearing country music on radio stations that shouldn't be playing them. I'm tired of hearing Taylor Swift on pop stations.

Dude, I stopped listening to the radio a long time ago. mp3 capable stereo for the win.

This, plus XM, plus streaming Slacker from phone to stereo. FM is dead to me.

I've never even programmed my car stereo stations and I don't have a tuner on my home unit. Bluetooth, Pandora, my phone w/16G card ftw.

It's all I got in the work truck. I don't burn cd's cause they just get destroyed and a cd holder is just some more shit in the truck. If anyone has an old ass ipod they dont want, I can use it since my boss had an ipod connection put in.

The work van has a slick double din kenwood navi headunit. When its not on am sports radio its bluetooth streaming off my droid. Can't stand fm anymore

monday, blah

Monday and dieting. Double blah

monday,dieting AND screaming baby FTMFL

Kill yourself.

Damn the gf picked a horrible day to have a root canal, I've never had one but we HAD reservations @ 9:30 in Nashville but I don't know if she is going to be able to or even feel up to doing anything

Time to go to work then

What the Hell did you think your newborn was going to do? :lol

dude is getting axed after this shift, I don't want to ruin his surprise lol, that and I havea shit ton of research that needs to be done asap for my grant

but you would miss me :lol:

Go play farmville. The baby problem will solve its self.

Buy a ferret and a pit bull, you already have pythons.... "Honey, I have no idea how all the animal cages were left open....":lol: If that doesn't work, try a British Nanny...:wink:

Oh my goodness, you're such a girl.... :lol:

Eh, prolly, I'm not like whoa is me, I'm just trying to fiigure out what to do now lol
If it was upto me id stay in and let her make me a sammich

too many people asking too many questions if I pull that one off :lol:

Hey, you could always blame it on the one armed man....:lol:

how bout the 3 foot tall jew :lol:

Oy vey

Well, I do steal babies

I will leave the door open for ya :lol:

:lol: OK, you just sounded a little like a whiny-pants.

Well then.

And speaking of... How come you are posting here and not making your husband a valentines day sandwich or popcorn and beer?

Mebbe he's on the platform...if not she needs to get bizay

If he's out at sea then she better be putting that sandwich on a raft heading his way cuban refugee style

Boosh

I effing love 'Big Trouble in Little China' :rockout:

good god, vday can be hated on by haters, but damn it can be a fucking awesome holiday

all of the "fuck valentines day" posts on facebook were funny.

:lol:

Gawd I hate stupid.

That's not nice, I'm right here still in the room

:lol: It wasnt aimed at you. This time.

that could quickly change i reckon

F VD, Uma left me for a confrence with her co -worker and had a lesbian night out... me & brinks alone...

did she take pictures :lol:

Like I told my last wife, I says, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." …

So I think I've watched too much mobile suit gundam. Changed my playercard in black ops over to a gold zeon cross, painted all my rifles red and started calling myself the red comet on the mic :lol:

The char custom treatment looks great on the ak/fal. Seems to work too. I had at least a 3.00 kdr all night :lol

Yeeeeep. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says... :D

Kurt russel may be the greatest actor of all time. You are aware jack burton was to make a cameo appearance in buckaroo banzai against the world crime league?

Hadn't heard that. :lol:

Yep. Movie had to be stopped because of a monopoly on awesome

She better have

pictures make a great vd gift..... :)

vd is its own gift

that hopefully doesnt keep giving as the first dose of meds...

tommy was asking about you and the dog

Dave, did you ever go to bed? :lol:

i was asleep until about 4am when i woke up overheated. vic's lil bro is sleeping on my couch so i cant play ps3/work out/ beat off like i usually would :lol: figured i come troll for a bit. probably try again in a few

Gods... I love that I live alone now. :dthumb::lol:

Dave and I were posting it up a few nights ago... I was on mid nights so it was good to see somebody online at 4am like me.

Ever since iraq I've kept weird hours.

i was pulling a all nighter a few days ago, it was good to see someone else online the other night haha

I still only sleep maybe 4-5 hours per night and wake up at least once....:idk:

All night team
Ftw

when i go to sleep im usually out till the alarm goes off. if im warm i dream, hotter i get the stranger they get. after a certain point i wake up

used michelle trachenberg as a closer this morning for the first time without feeling creepy.

thanks maxim! :lol:

Yea for the first year or so, I couldn't let a girl spend the night because I might wake up abruptly and "defend" myself if she touched me....:panic::lol::sorry:

Yo.


So what's been shakin' in this joint since.... well shit... i've been gone a while.....

Not much, Trip finally came out of the closet but other than that...:whistle:

Holy shit its ambly! Sup man. You still got the busa?

Well I got that out of the way quick! Seems I drop/crash once a year. Kickstand must have popped up on some grass when I was rolling her out of the garage. Went to lean her on it and went too far, kept control of it and it went down very easy. Some scratches on the stator cover and crash bungs but everything else is fine. I'm not even mad about it :lol

Go punch fred, you will feel better :lol:

It's windy here... very windy. Every time it gets windy like this it reminds me I need new gutters.

would do so were he handy :lol:

Dog fart. :willy:

You stroking out on us again?? That's post-repost-rerepost.....

So last night I had a dream that I was pulling cq at the armory and derf was there hunting deer with wooden flagpoles, stabbing them through the back of the head with the finnial and then stacking them up on the drill floor.

Wierd

Dude, lay off the spicy food at dinner. Yikes.

bwahahahah!


Sup Dave. Yup, still got the Busa..... just haven't had any Ducs around to slay.

I should put you on miserable user so you have to look at the swinging cock.

Back in business here

welcome back MP!

apparently you cant triforce on here :lol

you try it?

yeah

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